HawK

Scarily similar in appearance to Colin Farrell

Assuming the lump in your cheek is your tongue (and not JC's bellend ;-), but where does he rank in the following (players who did/can play centre mid, some not very often, in last 15 years; apologies if omissions): Acuna, Jenas, Speed, Viana, Bowyer, Butt, Faye, Clark, Parker, Emre, Barton J., Geremi, Guthrie, Nolan, Smith, Tiote, Cabaye, Abeid, Anita, Bigi, Gosling, Shelvey, Wijnaldum, Diame, Hayden, Colback. 26 players. Anyone rank him top 15? Good effort

Great bit of business, as I've said before, I think he'll look even better in the Prem when we're going to be on the back foot more often than not.

Aye, that'll fit in seamlessly with the rest of Parish's appointments. seamlessly

Greg

I'm hoping this isn't you just copying Greg going into each player's thread and writing this

Previous Espanyol connection not going to be a hindrance?

I still reckon if he can manage to be available for at least half our games next season, if still here, he'll show to be more than up to it. But he's not going to be, so it's a completely moot point. I think his past accomplishments before joining us are not to be sniffed at entirely. Granted he's shown next to nothing here other than the odd moment of class or missing sitters from what is probably a horrendous lack of match fitness. Really had hoped he'd be our new Nolan with some continental flair mixed in. Oh well.

For real? Anyway, the cynic in me would love to see him publicly courting Wenger's job. Unless Rafa gets it first.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.

It's original, I'll give him that He was most definitely humpin with Drake on in the background. I've not heard any of Drake, is it quite throaty and gutteral? Nar, that's just the bird Isaac was choking

It's original, I'll give him that He was most definitely humpin with Drake on in the background. I've not heard any of Drake, is it quite throaty and gutteral?

Be happy. I'm bloody fine. I just think it's ridiculous writing a book based on 1 season in the championship. It's the same when you see players releasing autobiographies after they are 21. Prefer those than the ones before they are 21 tbh.

This post makes me think of that radio advert about leaving the keys in the drawing room Fair play though, must be a lovely collection to showcase.

Front page of http://www.bbc.co.uk now...

I suppose it does have red and white stripes...

Tried loading the webpage but couldn't find the article, site is too shit.

Come on now, this I HAVE to see.

Bought that away shirt and put Enrique on the back. One of my favourites.

Considering they deal in large quantites of cash, the fact their https://fun88.com website has a bad SSL cert is not a good sign of their diligence It's really not hard!

Ruel Fox, legend. 1.68m

Think it's a poor choice of colour by the sponsor themselves, actually. Not a very contrasting colour to the black/white overall theme as it gets lost in the white. Really strange they didn't go for red, or heaven forbid a black background.

Haven't had that role suitably filled since dear Amdy departed.