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Tbh I thought he was our best finisher for the last couple of seasons. His problem is he plays with his head cocked at 90 degrees looking at his own feet and doesn't have any awareness of other players around him. He gets the ball and he should know what he needs to do before he gets it and what his options are, and he doesn't. It's pretty elementary for a PL player. If he could get his head up he'd be fine.

6-7kg? f***ing hell Fuck I've been exposed.

What was Pogba shouting at him for? For taking Martial's place?

Just need to put a TV camera on him every game with an audience of millions.

Tbh there's no way he's staying, if anything this is going to cement further in his ostrich brain that he should be starting for a CL club.

Yeah I take your point, I admit I didn't exactly check the dictionary before using the term I should have just written bereft of ability or lacking any kind of footballing sense

On the scales of extremes with Barcelona representing the limit at one end, England's style and effectiveness would definitely be somewhere distant on the other end of the scale imo.

It was a s**** post like. Looking back I assumed it must have been at about 2am but it wasn't even close. Maybe I got into the mood for that game a bit too early. The racialist mood ?

As England seem to be the cloggers of international football, would Allardyce be such a bad shout?

Was going to post the old Channel 5 logo, but that Printer cartridge is bang on

Don't know why I find it funny that some people don't get the meme. Wish I could go on Catchphrase against some of yous

Pretty much this

Yeah, could really do with his input into our amazing defence..

Think I saw him pull a hammy on the pass to the keeper..

Yep this is what I remember - Wikipedia agrees to an extent - 99–2000 30 2000–01 26 2001–02 18 2002–03 35 2003–04 25 2004–05 23 2005–06 11 2006–07 22 Pretty Bellamy-esque tbh

I think the concept of loyalty has changed somewhat over the years. I think once a player has moved for a fee to their 2nd club at the same level where there at, e.g. 2 Premier League clubs, he's never going to be 'loyal'. For example, a youth team prospect who works his way into the first team and stays until a big money move comes in I'd still consider a loyal player, and also he'd be loyal to his new club provided he stays for many a year, or until his contract runs out. But if he makes a sideways move to another Premier League club, he'd just become a normal ("mercenary") player. For real life examples of this I'd say Michael Carrick, Frank Lampard, Didier Drogba, Alan Shearer etc. I know it's all subjective, but to find truly 'loyal' players nowadays is hard. Money talks :/ There aren't really any mercenaries any more, it's the norm rather than the exception that players will have at least half a dozen clubs under their belts before they retire.

Dunno, maybe when I was 14 I might have found her attractive. Just looks like a spoiled kid and her mouth looks like Rio Ferdinand's pumped with fillers. Fill ya boots mate.

IDK, just get him out imo. The epitomy of the type of personality we do not need going into Championship football next season. The longer he sticks around, the more damage he does in the dressing room.

Sound man, you say? Camera has a microphone, no?

Dwight Gayle looks like an extra from GTA in that tunnel sequence

Gordon Ramsay's illegitimate child

.....is he wearing fake tan? (the plaster on his arm) http://i.imgur.com/tptrQOo.png http://i.imgur.com/H4enQpU.png That's fcking George Osborne