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On the basis I genuinely thought we'd sign no-one, I picked the top option.

Loved Rio in the jacket just being there to support Anton

Best LB we've had since Bernard.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2016/jan/26/david-squires-on-trouble-charlton-athletic-bolton-wanderers Bolton / Charlton theme

Horse and cart? Shame he won't spend £20m + on a good manager's contract but hey, step in right direction.

I actually had a dream last night where all the subs had 'administrator' written below their pictures. Fuck me I need to get out more.

Worked for Ferguson.

Like what? You get to call Mike a c*** once a month? Football section is automatically hidden? Could be something as small as a little badge or icon by your name above the Avatar

Bump - should be subscriber benefits if willing to donate each month

From HBA to Cabella to Thauvin.. next Obertan will be getting an extended 8 year contract and the downward spiral will be complete.

Would it be the most expensive squad ever relegated? Surely. Would be close in purely comparative terms (size of TV deal vs transfer outlay, inflation etc.) with when Leeds went down.

If you need a little rough..

And we could have had Austin for £4m. FML

Says De Gea

We've been cutting them open since the first whistle

Elliott you legend.

Omg we're looking like a football team.

I'm a little puzzled by the costs in all honesty, you could get a fixed-ip address from a company like PlusNet for a nominal fee and for a lot less than £80 a month you could sort yourself out a proper server and host it all in-house, so to speak ^_^ I mean, my current desktop is quite old now (about 6 years or so), i7, 24gb DDR3 RAM, should be able to host this site for example. Could even get a UPS hooked up to it or a failover server in a mate's house Just curious if you've looked about elsewhere or outside the box, so to speak.

'Look at me, look at me, I travel places by AEROPLANE'. Pathetic.

'Subscriber' benefits? Not having your alias renamed cause you post badly?

Agent Harper, you have been activated. You must ensure the Sad Mackem Bastards go down. Mission 1. Crock Defoe in training, good luck.

They just don't like playing next to Captain undroppable.

Shelvey to get a hattrick of halfway line goals after 32 attempts.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35371540