Disco

Mbappe sidelined with a chronic case of the shits.

Just the 26th different coaching job for the old lad in charge of Boca. Heritage.

It’s a clearly a bullshit tournament but bar making it borderline free nee cunt is going to watch an awful lot of the games regardless of where they’re held unless it’s a global brand European club or a big Latin American club from Brazil, Argentina, Mexico and maybe Colombia who are well supported/have diaspora fans.

Gooooooooool gerrin.

They had to fudge it to guarantee/allow the better/bigger teams in. If it was the previous last 4 of the CL, previous last 4 of the Libertadores etc it would make a modicum more sense. Boca kicking the shit out of Benfica here to make up for the quality difference. Lovely stuff. This is proper intercontinental football.

Should sign a real player called Joe Peters IMO.

Alun Armstrong the new Heed manager. Underwhelming to say the least. Fans not too happy about it, it would appear.

Everton linked too I think

Das Botting

Getting praise and guidance from Ashley Cole.

Bit weird how angry they’re getting about Sam Fender as I don’t remember any Newcastle fans being jealous when Sir Tommy and Britain First were having their weekly showcase events in Sunlun.

Home kit long sleeve is as lush as the away kit is Fulham’s.

Always loved big Phil Giles data led approach in the boardroom and club legend (checks notes) Konstantin Kerschbaumer.

Companies working with the club have been working with the council to use data and background docs from adjacent recent developments to help inform their work according to my sources so it sounds like progress is still happening at whatever rate it is. Got to wonder if D.Ealesy will slow everything up further though.

I’m Daz Grimes

You absolutely know him and Ronay enjoy sniffing each other’s farts telling each other how refined they are.

That is a gowl

Lewis Smelly having a stinker. Doesnt look the same player when he’s not trying to maim people.

The other fella next to him wasn’t much better. Hilarious subs from the Belgium manager at HT. Has to hook the winger he brought on as he was shite and the LB he brought on got absolutely roasted.

The contrast between Belgium going forward and defending was absolutely wild like. Hilariously bad at the back in the second half.

Should probably mark him lads

VAR absolutely honking here. So many pointless reviews.

LERL