Disco

Polish Chelsea fans go mild

Anthony mistaking Enzo for his ex lass.

Can’t be signing players with the same name as me Nana. It’s a no from me, Clive.

Same as per 90% of teams in Yewrup. The nen strength in depth kills it especially if they’re gung ho from the off.

Had absolutely nen expectations for this one unlike the others.

Ah well

Shite keeper does the inevitable

The Chels all over the place at the back

Ooooo Betis

Time for Targett to step up and earn his £400,000 per day.

Be interesting to see if he runs his mouth off in the press after June.

One regular preseason of Barclays. That’s all I ask for. Will never happen.

He’s off according to Craig Hope

No idea tbh. Having had a quick look it looks a long way off in its current state but their chairman has said they want their preseason trophy match to be the first test event. Reading between the lines I think they want to move back even if it’s not fully finished to save money. Who knows?!

They’re hoping to be back playing regularly in the autumn

Hopefully no serious injuries.

In a normal poll it is Isak v Liverpool by a mile we all know it’s BDB at Wembley and anyone saying otherwise is kidding themselves.

If I was Villa I simply wouldn’t have played the Europa League theme tune as they lined up against PSG.

Wouldn’t have even known it was a reduced display today and that says everything. Legends.

His opener in the Bernabeu will hit like a speedball.

Time to deliver Baldy

So good he can fuck off to hospital for a while and still get the job done.

A mix of thinking it would be easier than it was, struggling against a deep defence, and trying too hard to make things happen. It happens. It didn’t matter. Howay the Lads.