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I doubt Riv would break his duck in the Championship either. Perez would smoke that league.

"... and possibly Ayoze Perez," LOL he's a fucking young kid in a brand new season in England's top flight, you plank. Unbelievable.

Is it bad that I don't want to see Obertan, Gouffran or Ryan Taylor even if we get relegated? Isn't the whole point of wishing for a relegation to get rid of such fucking absolute garbage from our club?

The club's fucking bricking it. Unbelievable set of circumstances. And to think just 2-3 weeks ago people were saying there was no chance we were gonna get relegated. Motherfuck. This is some doing, fat boy.

The last two years Pardew and those above have coasted at the 40 point mark, this is the philosophy that was ingrained throughout the club, which Carver is part of as a lapdog for the masters. We decide now is the time to blame players for this?

So how come Carver didn't put him or Abeid on when Leicester were playing us off the park, or, more notably, when we had them on the back foot at 0-2? Why didn't they fucking start? This club has had its soul ripped out, man. Unbelievable "leadership" from all quarters.

Knew the mackems were gonna get something against soton.

If next home game doesn't resemble a fucking mini Baltimore I'll have to wonder what's wrong with our fans. Surely we cannot take relegation lying down? Our world ending not even with a bang or a whimper but silence? Get to fuck, man. We need to target this bald fuck, the fat one and carver, constantly and at the top of our voices.

10 now

Willo closing his eyes

Rivière should not be allowed inside the box.

With that midfield I don't know where a forward threat comes from, though. Unless you mean backs to the wall defending for a 0-0? Then why be brave and put two up top? Team selection by a mad man.

7:30AM here right now and after a bout of drinking last night I figured I would sleep through this debacle. But I woke up needing a dump. And now I can't go back to sleep. I just checked the starting eleven, I think I need another dump. Shocking, shocking stuff. That midfield is relegation material, why is he doing this to us? Surely making the traveling fans suffer?

I bet the club werent expecting that after their little PR stunt Backfired. Aye, tbh I retract what I said about the lad earlier. If you're gonna go to the game - be nothing but militant. He's done that. This guys' one of us. I'm gonna start following him on Twitter now As the London ballers would say, he "smashed it."

Fantastic write up and summary of what's gone on under this regime, but that last sentence just made me cringeweep.

But he cares so much about the club! Been here through thick and thin...

ah thats okay then, cheers. Which one of you is Simon Bird?

Whoever convinced the club we were safe at 35 points and didn't need to appoint a manager or bring in defenders or let cisse get operated on needs their head chopped off at the gallowgate in the nude. This club is just insane. We need to get these fucking amateurs out.

"What unfair criticism (leveled at your players) are you talking about?" Or something along those lines. Basically asked him to elaborate on his boastful victimization. Huge mistake, son.

We've seen from yesterday how easy it is to rile up these numpty managers by asking simple questions that require them to elaborate on their victimization and ludicrous claims, when Nigel Pearson threw a fit. We need at least one journalist to ask a real freaking question to Carver and see how he reacts to being held accountable for his own actions and words.

Well done, Dave-y old boy. Just thinking back though, Carr seems to be the only one with balls post-Keegan in this regime. I mean, imagine waking up one day and being told Joe fucking Kinnear is your new boss, and Director of something at your job. I'd fucking walk out as well. Unless your name is Alan Pardew.

All gloves are off after today, boys. Thank Steve fucking Bruce for that.

If Swansea was a World Cup final I dread to see what our rest of the games are like. Fuck you Carver, fuck you Ashley and a big motherfuck you to thumbsucker Lee Charnley. And a massive fuck you to all our thick fans, the media and top-4 supporting cunts, too.