geordie_b

You wanted us to strengthen in D fence well here you go

I guess we dont have to worry about expanding now that everyone is queuing up to jump off the Tyne Bridge

If they dont want to play each other at least force them all to play away from home.

And a titwank from Kelly Brook whilst we are in dream land

Correct, to help ease the top teams fixture congestion they made it easier for them to... erm... play more games

Real Madrid or 1970 Brazil away

Longstaff coming on

Was that not a blatant foul throw? EDIT - Literally jumps as he takes it

100%, hes an elite player for thoses 3 days a year

Forward passing from Tonali

Is there a 5th CL spot available for next season or was last time a one off?

You might want to look into ball compression when hitting different surfaces. For the ball to bounce off him almost the entire perimeter of the ball will have made contact with him

So this only hit the tip of Obriens nose ?

Urgh and we've got the insufferable bellend on comms too

Would love this cunt to be Ten Hag mk II

Still my starting RB. Tino needs to work on the mental side of the game a lot more, not sure if its just his general demeanour but looks like he daydreams through a lot of the games

Hauled Off

He looks like a young Sammy Ameobi here

Yeah that’s what I was trying to work out. You’re either sat to close to the screen for the relevant action or miles away when the balls at other end of the pitch. Probably something that was good as a concept but rubbish in reality

Just like his dad in the away Inter match, dont think i've held a grudge against a single player (and bloodline) like it since The Athletic did a video on him being the ideal RW signing for us