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Doubt Barca have the money. Get Lopez and 70-80m. Make loans with obligations to buy if they can’t afford it. So easy hypothetically

Should be the leader of The 300.

Would be a great profit for Osula tbh.

That midfield looks sexy. Ramsey finding pockets with Tonalis and Bruno’s quick progressive passes. Would also mean that Osula isn’t the focal point in every attack. He can then focus more on running in behind.

“We are ready”. Pias off you penne shagging nonce!

Fucking great if Tonali is even considered. Surely it shouldn’t be a bad bad injury if so?

I want him out of this league. Would rather not see or hear his name anymore. At least as little as possible.

Farmer face Crook really is one annoying babble waffle.

Any reliable link to Lopez? I Remember when we were linked with Claudio Lopez back in the day.

Now we open the door for Liverpool! "You can have him, just leave the 160m inside the room you twats".

Feels like such a relief. Looks an exciting player too. Him having good feet is more important to me than being ridiculously good in the air. He looks like a player than can feed our wide players, as well as giving them more space.

No stat nonce but his spiderweb chart on Fbchart looks quite impressive compared to Tesco.

Name sounds like a German electrician.

Would make a great janitor for a few years.

Glad these news broke now and not at 10pm. Now there's a chance of getting into bed before 3am at least So happy about this. Never seen him play but I don't care. Seems highly rated. Most of all very good technically as well which I really really like and think we need.

Absolutely love a out of the blue signing

From some random Leverkusen fan. Hope he's right "Woltemade isn't playing like a 10 or a second striker usually does, though. He receives the ball with the back to the goal a lot and either lays it off for his team mates in the half spaces or turns with it to start a dribbling himself. I honestly haven't seen somebody so good at this at this age and those are core competencies of a target striker. Very exciting player indeed. The first time in my lifetime I have the feeling a German striker could develop into oma top 5 striker in the world"

Barca at home is sexy. We are gonna beat them!

Wow Dare to believe, like finally?

Why’s the forum slow as feck?

I kind of want us to take a punt on Hojlund for say 25-30 or so and hope a restart for him makes him great for us with a bit of proper confidence. Love the thought of him suddenly looking like a real player with Tesco struggling hopefully. Even if only for that

Bailey is as bad as Burnsie.

Thicker than the word thick, Rio that is. Turtle cunt!

Surely Ruben Analring won't last too long if this continues. Hope he does though.

I don't think he's worth anywhere near 60m. Having said that, if you're lost in the Sahara desert without water then you would pay 200 quid for a bottle of water.