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He's been shocking all night.

Tiote is the stupidest player I've ever seen. Jucelei is on another planet.

Fuck me. Double whammy that- means tiote will play the full game.

Tiote.. Jesus he's shit at the moment.

Our best attacking asset is being wasted out on the left. He's barely touched the ball.

Needs hauling now. Then we an move sissokho central.

It wasn't just the stupid tackle - he got skinned on halfway by committing himself like a muppet in the lead up to it as well. He's offering nothing at all at the minute. I'm much happier with Anita in the team.

4 in 9 in the league since Demba did one. With Hatem to come back as well, he'll be fine.

Let's not forget that he's not been well all week. Only trained yesterday having not trained all week.

Varane has been immense. Nearly signed for us apparently.

What is the muppet watching while we watch Jonas?

Off the top of my head, I can think of Fulhams's second where he lost Rodellega, Stokes second where he didn't track Jerome and Bales second on Saturday. He was also recklessly sent off against Liverpool and wasn't great against Arsenal. Not poor all season but certainly not as imperious as last season. To me, he doesn't look fit and we also have to consider his off the field problems too. EDIT: Suarez's goal and Bruges' first weren't exactly his finest moments either.

Same reason Ben Arfa was out in Paris when he was injured. The same Ben Arfa that doesn't drink? Simpson was pissed and hit takeaway. He's also back in training by all accounts. Sounds to be like he started on some older bloke and got what was coming to him. More evidence that he's a twat. Delighted he'll be gone in the summer. Hopefully this will prevent him getting another prem club.

Can't wait to see the rent a quote try to talk his way out of this one. Hope he cops a huge fine as well.

Yup me too. The first team is now superb. A top manager could seriously achieve something with those players. Under Pardew, you can't help but feel last season is the best we can do.

Adebayor will be back if they don't make the final. And with Ghana as a potential semi, they probably won't. So Abebayor with Dempsey or Holtby just off him.

Transfermarket.com? What a complete maniac. As long as that website says your squad is good! To be fair to the guy, he probably thinks we did offer Remy 70k a week. His agent probably lied and did him over.

Happy to take him as back up/another option to Cisse. We'd still need a wide striker type to play on the left though. That should be a replacement in terms of squad numbers and salary for Jonas though.

The money would have been next to nowt anyway. Maybe we changed our mind and didn't want to 'help' a relegation rival. Either way, I'm happy enough. Simpson gets pissed around and hopefully won't be able to get a club in the summer when teams are less desperate.

3 goals in his last 6 and 'out of form'. Jesus.

Unleash him on Metalist at home. That gives him a week a half rest after to destroy Soton.

Phew. Was panicking that QPR were going to nip in.

No chance. He let Lowton run off him countless times. He stands there while letting players cross it. He occasionally ran around like a headless chicken but he didn't work hard.

Siem De Jong, PEA and a young striker and we're our attacking options are looking superb in the summer. A young keeper, and two centre halves to replace Williamson and Colo. That would be my six.

Yup, 3 in his last 6 and 4 in his last 11. Most of which he's been playing wide right. Get the side right behind him and he'll score goals.