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Fuckin idiotic. Why is Jonas still on the pitch??

Are international players the same as purples? P.S. Ferguson and Shola both count as internationals!

And they are fantastic anyway.

I keep seeing this. 'Klopp v Pep next year'. Totally overlooking the fact that Bayern are 9 points clear currently.

Doesn't Ashley update that Sports Direct site himself?

Haidara, Mbiwa and Aubemeyang this window. Sissoko signed on a pre contract. That'll do me.

5m net? Christ. We'd have to offer north of £100k a week to match that.

There's a clear difference between offering someone 40k a week when you get 50k plus attendances and offering someone 80k a week when you get 20k attendances. There's something very unsettling about a club with that infrastructure offering those wages. You'd think Harry would have learned but shit doesn't stick with him. He'll stay there just long enough to milk any plaudits and then scarper before it all goes tits up.

If he goes there, he's a greedy cunt and we can happy to have missed the boat.

I vote to wait until the summer and then we can see if he fancies the Championship.

I'm starting to get feel the same about Jonas as I did about Nicky Butt in the relegation season. If he continues to start every game, we'll go down. While in the relegation season we had no one else to come in, seeing Jonas get picked ahead of Anita and Marveaux will be ridiculously depressing.

Love a trophy signing me. Can they present the signing at SJP so I can go down and wank myself silly?

Next two games could not be anymore huge. Win them and we're 8 clear of relegation. If we take less than 4 points, we're fucked.

Jonas stays on. Idiotic.

No one passes him the ball!!

Isn't that where we were when he took over?

Kyle Walker has been shocking every time I've seen him this season. They'd be far better off recalling Rose and switching Naughton over on this seasons form.

I hope he stays if we go down. He would massacre that league.

No chance he's going. San Lorenzo have said they have no cash and that he would have to secure a free transfer from us. There's no chance that will happen:

I think we may have said fuck you to him and one of his clients Isn't he Hatem's agent?

One of them is Gareth Bale on loan! The guy is as clueless as they come. What? In the championship season he was adamant that we had signed Bale on loan despite no other media even mentioning it. Needless to say nothing came of it.

One of them is Gareth Bale on loan! The guy is as clueless as they come.

He's never a left back.

A good thing imo, as long as he's used properly. Since he's been out, teams have been able to dribble a bowling ball through our midfield without any pressure. Nobody's working as hard as he does or tracking the opposition like he does. I'd find a place for him in a central three. Suppose. Especially if Perch is injured! Anita, cabs and Jonas as a three, obertan and Marv either side of Papiss. Debuchy, Taylor, coloccini and santon at the back and the excuses are gone.

No need to panic. Jonas is back for this one.