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Where are the body language experts? "I've made a terrible mistake" Never mind his body language look at his beard language, that stubble is a come and get me plea without doubt The stress is finally getting to him. Can't be arsed with shaving anymore!

Btw, from the other kits thread: Where are the body language experts?

Brilliant. The Chronicle website does something good for once!

Whenever we've been in the UEFA Cup/Europa League (during this last decade), we have looked pretty decent so I'd say it's our best chance to win a trophy. But being the traditionalist that I am, if I had to choose, I would love us to win the FA Cup (tis a grand old trophy, full of tradition).

Need to find a way to watch this game. I wonder if it'll be worth it for me to travel down on the day and try and get a ticket from somewhere...failing that, I guess there's a pub near Goodison which will show the game...

The worrying thing is, you can tell he actually believes that. My City-supporting mate thinks he's a dick (basically embarrassed the entire fanbase and all that reasoning). In fact, most Man City supporters think the same.

A Spurs team which has decided to start winning again so can't see anything but a win for them...

A much deserved accolade for Pardew. He's done such a phenomenal job this season - a guaranteed finish of 5th place is a fantastic achievement in anyone's books like. Whatever happens this Sunday, people can't deny that Alan has oversaw our best season in years. Silver fox ftw! :clap:

Better than Boswingwa anyway

I concur with what you said in your spoiler.

As much as I would love Saylor back in the team, his injury record these past couple of years has been pretty poor. Honestly don't think we can count on him to last a full season. Shame, he really was in the form of his life prior to his injury in December - if he can replicate this form when he does come back from injury, then of course, we'll have a valuable player on our hands. I imagine we'll rotate our CBs quite a bit next season anyway, what with all the extra games and all that so think we'll still see quite a bit of Saylor.

Admittedly, a trip to Amsterdam next year would be very epic indeed.

Think I would prefer the FA Cup, it's a grand old trophy full of tradition.

I literally just made this face: That is an atrocious top. What's wrong with Nike? They've made some absolute shite recently.

Would actually like Best to stay. He is decent backup imo and he is really likeable so I would be a bit disappointed if he does go. Having said that, I guess we could easily find a replacement for him (maybe a couple of up and coming players from the Championship?).

Gerrard can still run. Kinda. Plus I said, a "somewhat" lack of pace.

Barry in CM, can't be having that. Parker over Barry any day of the week like. So my team this summer would be: Hart Richards Cahill Lescott Cole Parker Gerrard Scholes Young Sturridge Rooney/Welbeck Well, that was actually hard! I'll get slated for putting Cahill in there but can't fucking stand Terry (plus he's shite these days). Phil Jones is still young so don't think he's an automatic starter on the international stage just yet. Lescott is just about the best option there imo. I'm putting Scholes in there for his experience and when Gerrard's up for it, he is actually decent (did consider putting Lampard in there but that would have meant a somewhat lack of pace in midfield). Welbeck can be decent with the right service and with Sturridge and Young supporting him, this strikeforce should, in theory, be able to work together.

That's why.

Hope we do the same thing as Man U if Demba/Papiss are selected for the Olympics. Ba needs a lot of rest, can't be having him being worn out before pre-season.

James Robert "Perchinho" Perch.

where do we come in, assuming we finish 5th and chelsea get beat ? Playoff round.

With that end montage, doesn't look like they have the rights for next season...

Yep, Bilbao were never in it. Disappointing really.

Toquero to save the day.