Sifu

Beckham's excursion there was basically pointless (although having just typed that, I realise Beckham was never going to teach them anything really).

Well done to the FA (never thought I'd say that). Liverpool can fuck right off if they appeal this.

But where am I going to get my presumptuous shrimp eggrolls, Sifu? I'll send you some myself. Sealed and approved. I feel like it's slightly OTT that you want me to die because of this thread. I would miss you tbf

That looks so fucking plain. Yet more money-saving tactics (and was it really necessary?). Mind you it looks so much better than the SD shite.

But where am I going to get my presumptuous shrimp eggrolls, Sifu? I'll send you some myself. Sealed and approved.

15/16 pages...damn it Mike. I hereby ban you from all Chinese takeaways here.

I do know Mike's weaknesses...

The St James' Park sign was put back up many months ago. Anglo-American relations have hit an all time low.

Didn't think you would sink to those lows Mike. You're dead to me now.

One serious question I'd like to ask is: "Did change the system at the start of the season to acommodate Ba just so he wouldn't throw a hissy fit?"

I think drastic action would have been taken (that is, Pardew being removed) if it ever escalated to such a low level, ie. being in the relegation zone for more than a couple of weeks in say, February/March.

Robben's reaction to that man.

Annihilated.

Never say never with Barcelona like...not with the second leg at the Nou Camp.

Now, that was naughty from Muller.

Dear Alan, Why? Who? What? Where? Regards.

Hope people at work aren't giddy tomorrow. Would annoy the fuck out of me.

Shut up Mike.

Wouldn't be a bad thing if the world ended just around Old Trafford like.

Normal service resumed really. I'm just being jealous and bitter that they're going to win another league title, and their fans seemingly couldn't care less. Superior b******s. The day they get relegated () will be a great day.

Normal service resumed really.

The FA are actually going to take the right course of action?! I'm not used to this.

Brainwashed.

Pathetic is their middle name. Too true judging from their past Please do the f***ing right thing FA...show the world of football that you're not at all useless...