Sifu

Can't wait until it's over.

Absolute minimum is 4 points from the next 2 games for me.

Do the mackems ever think things through?

This will be the biggest footballing disaster ever methinks.

Well then...

Pardew's words in the press should be ignored in all honesty. Stopped paying attention to his interviews many months ago.

I won't lie, I'm scared but think we'll just have enough to crawl to the finish line and survive. 4 for me.

Rather displeased that he's been sacked tbh - the Mackems were in freefall and he was a contributing factor so logically speaking it was just going to keep going one way - down. Mind you though, sacking a manager now is almost like accepting defeat already. Whoever they bring in won't have the time to implement the necessary changes quickly and effectively imo.

A morale boosting 1-0 win for us

Either use him as a sub or not at all for me.

Thank fuck for the whistle.

How nice of the ref there.

Gosling goal threat extraordinaire.

Bleurgh.

Mint.

Gosling goal coming up lads.

Good thing I'm out on the piss tonight.

We're not even getting beat The manner in which we're playing is well...bad...

So aye, this is going rather badly.

Well done Gareth.

Perfect

Yeah. Size of that Wonga, man Phew...

Not wanting to sound like an idiot, but that's just a random mockup, surely?

Well, that actually makes a lot of sense.

Marveaux on the bench