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Get well soon Jonas

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

Hundreds of billions, I heard.

Ronaldo doesn't train ffs. He just steps into the ring and flings his massive cock around for pure aaaaagess.

You're Jon's ITK guy right? Sure I recognise that name. Anyone and everyone is more than welcome

He was a month too late.

I'm going with my dad and uncle, not sure where we have tickets yet though

I sat looking at that for a while. Also: 'Ben Arfa was loaned to Hull City while Yanga-Mbiwa signed for AS Roma until the end of the season and Pardew pointed to their previous performance. When it was suggested their departures would not affect Newcastle too much, he said today: “Correct. “And their record suggests were they going to feature this year?”' What the fuck does that mean? Fucking Ryder interpreting Pardew is like the blind leading the blind.

What's Costa injured with?

Another good article.

I'd be pretty pissed off tbh. I want us to get in a manager with a clear attacking ethos, a plan of how to win games and the experience of putting that plan into place. An experienced manager, preferably relatively young.

Ffs why the fuck would it be rigged lads?

I could go and do the trophy thing once it's decided, Jill.

2 or 4 IMO.

I've already got costa in

Boxing glove

I transferred Sturridge in yesterday

Looked good in those highlights, nice part in the goal(s). I can't wait to be rid of Pardew. I wonder what half our players could do with a decent game plan?

That's how I read it.

Aye, I feel like they don't even know the true HBA yet and already they love him. It's gonna be horrible seeing them realise just how good he is. We all know it already!

More than most of the players we still have...

Oh my fucking GOD. What the serious fuck? Surely our best CB cannot be going out on loan? The last time Pardew commented on his playing ability, it was because he was being a fucking snake and taking him out the starting line-up having played really well alongside MIKE FUCKING WILLIAMSON.

In! I'm gonna have to get myself a football to see if I can still kick it.