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Gordon can drill a corner fair play! I’d pay good money to see one of his corners met by Sir Les. The power on that header could kill a man!

Surely we can coax Al-Ittifaq or another Saudi team to bid £25m for Ashworth? Push the price up for Manure!

Plenty tried to defend Wood on this Forum 2 years ago but got battered!

At least it’ll reduce wages if Dummett & Ritchie share the same contract

You mean, in your view it happens everywhere? Or is that a fact?

This board and indeed our club is blessed to have someone so skilled in the art of Jinx as you, good Doctor. Thank you for subtlety ensuring Tripps stays with us for another 2 years

Unbelievable this season. Only 2:17 seconds in scouting our proposed new signing and he gets an injury!

I still can’t believe we let Shelvey go without a replacement…

Would be longer than Lord of the rings extended edition!

Tell us what dap your nephew is and his fighting credentials and we can properly asses whether you’ll defend yourself or get decked by him!

The way we setup, we’re designed for Trippier to get the assists Almiron should. If there was a stat for the pass before the assist Almiron (and Longstaff) would be quite high up I think. Solano never had to rely on Aaron Hughes/Griffin overlapping to play the final ball as he had a wand of a foot and operated on the correct side for winger-assists. I’m not entirely defending Almiron just want to add fair context for him

[Chef cooks up a Michelin-starred meal. The owner comes to see chef]… “You cooked the good food, but why you not clean kitchen sinks and cupboards as well?!?!” Wilson’s doing his job just fine. Leave off him

If he takes King Eddie with him i'll have a personal vendetta

Sometimes (I appreciated it!)

We’re a genuinely excellent team. We regularly steamroll premier league opposition. We beat these no problem. 0-4. Exhibition ball retention for the last 5 minutes. Easy

“You’ve seen Wor Bruno, now f*^k off home! You’ve been Wor Bruno’d, now f*^k off home!”

Isak’s at his most dangerous outside of the box, after we have scored a goal. He literally starts beating the sh*t out of our players when celebrating he has me worried as anything! Watch what he does to Lascelles, Joelinton, etc. He could’ve done Miley a right injury needs to get off the hype train

I think he wishes he could be like the genuinely hilarious wacko who promotes Adam Armstrong-Aguero over Gordon, but hasn’t got enough smarts to be funny

Apologies everyone. 18 years knocking around this site (half my lifetime!) and I never ventured into that thread had no idea what it was for ?

Thought there would be a lot of chat in here about this. 10 points for effectively going £20m over the total permitted loss, 1-year after COVID. Seems harsh. It may be reduced on appeal. But will they stay up? Also, in their statement, Everton say they’ll watch the sentences that other clubs receive. Wonder who they’re thinking of?

His heart doesn’t fancy the odds that we’d accept his apology!

So basically he’d be a full time player under Steve Brucie!

Has the feels of Tripps this story. Broke in early autumn and wouldn’t go away. This could happen

I’m on holiday in the Algarve right now but I’d literally have paid thousands of pounds to come back and attend that event!! Gutted I’ve missed the coming together of my 2 heroes!! So glad they’ve connected though and will go to sleep dreaming of them talking tactics and Kev spurring Eddie on to greater heights. Kev’s such a motivator, can you imagine what results Eddie’s gonna pick up now after a Keegan-boost? Dortmund are royally screwed!

He should be made to coach and train with the ladies team. They’re employed by the same company and would benefit from his experience. He should do his uefa B badge whilst he’s at it. Could be on a course with Ritchie and Tripps, keep his contact with the team, alleviate his boredom and upskill himself for the future.