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This board and indeed our club is blessed to have someone so skilled in the art of Jinx as you, good Doctor. Thank you for subtlety ensuring Tripps stays with us for another 2 years

Unbelievable this season. Only 2:17 seconds in scouting our proposed new signing and he gets an injury!

I still can’t believe we let Shelvey go without a replacement…

Would be longer than Lord of the rings extended edition!

Tell us what dap your nephew is and his fighting credentials and we can properly asses whether you’ll defend yourself or get decked by him!

The way we setup, we’re designed for Trippier to get the assists Almiron should. If there was a stat for the pass before the assist Almiron (and Longstaff) would be quite high up I think. Solano never had to rely on Aaron Hughes/Griffin overlapping to play the final ball as he had a wand of a foot and operated on the correct side for winger-assists. I’m not entirely defending Almiron just want to add fair context for him

[Chef cooks up a Michelin-starred meal. The owner comes to see chef]… “You cooked the good food, but why you not clean kitchen sinks and cupboards as well?!?!” Wilson’s doing his job just fine. Leave off him

If he takes King Eddie with him i'll have a personal vendetta

Sometimes (I appreciated it!)

We’re a genuinely excellent team. We regularly steamroll premier league opposition. We beat these no problem. 0-4. Exhibition ball retention for the last 5 minutes. Easy

“You’ve seen Wor Bruno, now f*^k off home! You’ve been Wor Bruno’d, now f*^k off home!”

Isak’s at his most dangerous outside of the box, after we have scored a goal. He literally starts beating the sh*t out of our players when celebrating he has me worried as anything! Watch what he does to Lascelles, Joelinton, etc. He could’ve done Miley a right injury needs to get off the hype train

I think he wishes he could be like the genuinely hilarious wacko who promotes Adam Armstrong-Aguero over Gordon, but hasn’t got enough smarts to be funny

Apologies everyone. 18 years knocking around this site (half my lifetime!) and I never ventured into that thread had no idea what it was for ?

Thought there would be a lot of chat in here about this. 10 points for effectively going £20m over the total permitted loss, 1-year after COVID. Seems harsh. It may be reduced on appeal. But will they stay up? Also, in their statement, Everton say they’ll watch the sentences that other clubs receive. Wonder who they’re thinking of?

His heart doesn’t fancy the odds that we’d accept his apology!

So basically he’d be a full time player under Steve Brucie!

Has the feels of Tripps this story. Broke in early autumn and wouldn’t go away. This could happen

I’m on holiday in the Algarve right now but I’d literally have paid thousands of pounds to come back and attend that event!! Gutted I’ve missed the coming together of my 2 heroes!! So glad they’ve connected though and will go to sleep dreaming of them talking tactics and Kev spurring Eddie on to greater heights. Kev’s such a motivator, can you imagine what results Eddie’s gonna pick up now after a Keegan-boost? Dortmund are royally screwed!

He should be made to coach and train with the ladies team. They’re employed by the same company and would benefit from his experience. He should do his uefa B badge whilst he’s at it. Could be on a course with Ritchie and Tripps, keep his contact with the team, alleviate his boredom and upskill himself for the future.

He’s already taken us to the next level. Twice. Championship to low level Prem team. Low level Prem team to champions league team. He can go to the next level: champions league team to title challenger. In 6 months we’ll probably look back and say he’s already done that

Only no-one! He’s by far the best footballing centre back in the league. Stones prays to develop the mid-to long range passing game Schar has, then he may be close to Schar’s level

Trippier’s too good. He’s completed football. In fairness to all other players he should take up a new sport like Paddle or Modern Pentathlon.

The most beautiful positive life-affirming video you could hope to see. Absolutely lush!!

Looking at their playing styles, Hall seems like he’ll be the long term successor to Tripps in terms of being an excellent passing chance-creation fullback. Tino looks like he’ll dribble and put crosses in, but Hall’s got the first-time passing and touch that Tripps has. I hi I Tino gives us what Burn isnt, just on the other side of the pitch