Colos Short and Curlies

We. Are. Fucking. Awesome. Really, Awesome Dog has nothing on the Toon

Wonder what will happen come the European Super League. Man U are a shoe in for it, can't see both Manchester clubs being invited. Not so exciting for the owners then is it?

I'm beginning to have doubts that Ashley wants to sell the club, but doesn't want/cant shoulder the financial burden to get us back up. The guy loves being the successful brash 'tank parking' retail superstar, the thought of him failing at running Newcastle United must gaul him sonething rotten. I reckon that if someone like Wylie came in with £40m for a 40% ownership and £15m for the team he would rip their arm off.

He's been misquoted to be honest. I've heard the recording of the interview and basically he says he really wants to stay because if he leaves I'm screwed for a new username yet again.

I've heard Kinnear is coming back

Wonder how Abi Clancy will take to the delights of Wearside

Hang on, does this porno exist? At least it was made post Holmes/Phillips

This is a classic example of what I was saying earlier. People believing one thing that is actually the total opposite of the truth. The NUSC has never once called for the boycott of games, in fact we've made it clear from the start that fans should be at the games. Should look at getting some of this information on the NUSC website. What NUSC have achieved and where people might have their wires crossed. To be fair the information on the site fails to mention any of there boycotts at all under past events. If they say what they have done in the past, what they are doing at the moment and what their plans are for the future people can at least make an informed decision if they want to join. And they'll see more changes in direction than a Tory policy. (at least the NUSC are on the right track now though...)

Another successful year for Mike http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8153274.stm

Notice Krul didn't get a run out. Suggests he is the No 2 in Chrissy Boy's eyes?

Who made that decision then? Reckon Butt called dibbsy on it

£12m!!!!!!? £24m on Milner and Downing! almost makes Michael Owen and Luque look like good value

The good thing about football? Playing it.

Remember his comments before signing Rooney? Spookily similar. If the right player becomes available he will be in there like a priest at a nuns convention

I would also harbour a guess that any party who has put a bid in has a clause which stipulates that it is dependent on no players being sold prior to the completion of a takeover

especially if it was cloudy

Also our players need to score more goals during matches while also letting the opposition on the day score less goals at the other end. I really think this would improve our chances of winning games. Does anybody else think this strategy could improve the performance of the team? No, we still have Nicky Butt

http://www.espnstar.com/football/other-football/news/detail/item291682/Profitable-Group-makes-Newcastle-bid/ Wrong fucking McMahon

So Shepherd's bid is public knowledge Dr Evil in the house!

Stuck £50 on him being our new manager. Got a hot tip from a mate who works in the legal department in NUFC :colo:

That Aussie bird looks well fit in the workout DVDs she does

pic? Name? Aint seen any morning telly for yonks. is Susanna Reid on BBC Breakfast still a dirty sultry minx?

Does Alan Robson still do the 10pm slot? Get to those phones.

Erm who is going to take the chance of lurking round a school then? Theres a few on here not adverse to pulling on a parker jacket and keeping a beedy eye on 22 kids on a cold and wet November evening. 17 kids on a July afternoon will be a piece of piss

Its not Wiki mate, its us they use for everything, saves them doing any reseatrch. You're both missing the point. Usling either Wiki or N-O.o would suggest that they do research of any description. Hugh Dennis would be proud of that joke