Colos Short and Curlies

Only one paper has claimed they value him at £18 million, every other source says £12 million. £8m plus Insomnia

You got something against West Brom?

Admin - is it not time to create a Ranger emoticon?

Thats stupd, Lua Lua should be just behind Krul, not just in front. otherwise that would be my first XXII as well. Wow depressing, 22 players and only a half dozen of them I would have start for us Got a better formation for ya. Ranger 1-0 Toon, (Ranger 5). Sent Off, (Ranger 6)

To be fair its not as if the club would imediately be able to get its hands on millions of pounds. As its a Friday you would be lucky to get clearance of funds by Monday so it may well be £400k today and £400k next week.

No4 shirt for anyone heading down to the club shop this afternoon

Aye. fuck owen half arse, frail son a a bitch who didn't deserve to be captain. Up to a couple of months ago I wouldn't have agreed with that. But once he released the statement saying he was waiting till the summer to decide on his future he should have been stripped of the armband

A cheeky fiver on him to score the first goal on Sunday. He takes penalties doesn't he?

3 -5 -1 -1 for the win!

They've just shown both Barton and Owen coming off against City on SSN. Barton looked seriously pissed off, chucking his boot down the tunnel and seriously pissed off. Owen trudged off looking 'oh well' Different characters I know but to me this was telling

Cue all NO members glued to SSN from 5 to 5

God (23.17): 'Throws lightening Bolt at Dan'

You get a lower level manager with a good record and lots of self confidence. Take a risk, if we go down, they'll have a better chance of coming up than Kinnear, and if we stay up, even better. If Kinnear stays, we'll be in this position in the Championship next season. If Messi-ah hadn't started that Martinez thread, who would you have suggested? I suggested Martinez weeks ago in this very thread iirc. If not here somewhere else. Now apologise. They've a decent chance of passing us on the way up, why would he leave them? Who else is there? tbh anyone bar a Swansea fan would jump ship in the position he's in. Shame he is a Swans legend and has a love for the club

Staying at a 1. Will do all the way. Can't see us finishing below all but 2 of Stoke, Boro, Mackems, West Brom, Hull, Pompey. Not to mention Sam will soon have his influence on the Blackburn players and Spurs could go either way still Man City could actually do us a massive favour if they gel quickly, we could do with them beating all around us

It's not as if Kinnear was a class manager with a decent record and we're just turning on him because of recent poor form. FFS. He was never good enough. Appointing hiim was a mistake from the start. Let's just get around to rectifying that before we're dead and buried. Who should we have got instead then bearing in mind the club was for sale? Can we follow the chain? Would the club PUBLICALLY been for sale had the bed sheet not had an airing?

Ketsbaia maybe, but there is no way Martinez would leave Swansea unless its a permanent deal and even then I think he would stay at the Swans until the summer - longer if they manage to sneak up

Benjani and Martins could be fun. Erratic. But fun

For anyone who thinks it can't get worse. Im working in fucking Manchester at the moment, tomorrow is going to be fun. Might not bother going in

some may mention paul kitson or carl cort or viana as other managers mistakes. No one will mention Kitson. £2.25m, sold for £2.3m

Has anyone mentioned Daldlish's master stroke of Pistone for £4.5m?

Ownes last game for the club? If its a slight knee knock it gives him the perfect excuse to miss a few months

Freeview, baby! Fabulous, am off to ring sky now. Bit late but you need to have the News mix to get SSN

He looks fuk all like Kaka. More Luque

It is though, he could've just hired a hooker. Shoulda called Ronaldo

3. He's gonna score against either the Mackems or the Smoggies