Colos Short and Curlies

We're definitely missing a full on hatchet job of a South American team

My kids were pulled out of lessons to watch that rubbish. They aren't quite sure if they like watching football yet, that's going to set me back at least 6 months. On the flip side working in a Welsh uni is going to be fun this afternoon

Rashford will start if Kane is out won’t he?

Saudi's first goal scored by an Alan Shearer regen?

I know its by no way his strong point but Kane read the Cbeebies story tonight and my god it was so monotone and lifeless. Amazing that he captains club and country with that personality

That celebration was a come and sign me plea to Howe like

20 minutes in 5 games over the next few weeks will keep his match fitness just where it needs to be

He’s the Novak in this conversation really. Messi is Roger, Pele is Rafa and Ronaldo is the one likely to end up with my silverware but him being him will prevent him being regarded as the GOAT for the majority of people

Was it Merson who got a ban for involvement in spot fixing involving a throw in within 10 seconds?

Would rather Lucozade Sport tbh. bring back John Barnes at half time flogging it and reminding us that isotonic means it’s in balance with your body fluids

Nice that even with Liverpool's recent uptick in results we've still put 6 points on them over the last 5 games

Speaking to a Watford fan and the thoughts amongst many of them is that Pedro is coming here either Jan or the summer, the new contract was to keep him happy after the deal stalled in the summer and not an intent to keep him longer term

that touch was pure filth

If that is the case then they’ve not conceded more than 1 goal a game even after playing Man U (a), Spurs (a), Chelsea (h)

Fine with it, in fact enjoy seeing it, when it’s part of a bigger plan. if we combined the shithousery with 9 behind the ball and Bruceball going forward then it would be horrid. combine it with how attacking we are and how easy on the eye and enjoyable our play is then it’s a great edge to have

to think the last time we really saw him before injury was when he fucked City so hard up the ass Liz Truss was crying with pride

Looks like a floating head next to Botman

If Wolves do is a favour that table going into Christmas is fucking beautiful. must not forget that we’ve also played City and Chelsea at home and Liverpool, Man U and Spurs away in our first 15 games. Also what on paper are tricky away games at Brighton and Southampton. other than Arsenal away there’s a nice little run of games on the restart as well

Get Bournemouth infront and the whole league table has a fantastic look atm

already won 2

It’s coming home…..

Didn't he miss at home to Wolves when we finished 5th and the boos rung out?

I reckon Man U lose to Fulham on Sunday. We could be 7 clear of 5th going into the break. That would be massive and we have a great chance to restart more quickly than most of the challengers for top 4 due to less players being at the World Cup. I am beginning to hear a lot of Champions League themes as ringtones down Northumberland Street.....

Treat this like the last home game of the season 5-0

Definitely play Lascelles, for what he did pulling people together post relegation and first season back up I'd love to see him lift the league cup for us this year.