Colos Short and Curlies

Would a fifth yellow in the league carry a suspension in the league cup or are they competition specific?

That quote of him being like a 5 year old without a bed time and a packet of Haribo is so true

7 points from those 4 would be a good result. 8 amazing and keeps the unbeaten run intact.

I reckon if ASM was fit then we wouldn't be seeing Burn at left back. The trio of ASM, Joe, Targett worked really well. With ASM out as has been pointed out we tend to slip into a 3 at the back to allow Trippier to bomb forward, knowing as well that Murphy will race back to add solidity with ASM wouldn't find natural

Does he move into Given category where 'if we had him in between the sticks in 95/96 we win the league' yet?

Always liked Neil Warnock, bigging Big Dan Burn up for a slot in the World Cup Squad this morning.

Ferne Cottons uncle isn’t he?

Can’t hate on the guy as he doesn’t hide. He’ll never be the player that provides the spark on his own but we have seen that he can be effective when the team is purring. Still one of the first to go, unfortunately for him but we’ve had worse players and also plenty better than him who do hide when it’s not going well

both of them a draw written all over it that game

Decent set of results for us tonight. could sneak into the top 4 on Sunday with Manu playing Chelsea

And they still haven't responded to my begging letter to become CFO

2002/03 league cup was Rooney vs Chopra wasn't it? Only one winner there unfortunately

you could legally sack him on the basis of the audio. More than enough there for misconduct most clubs would do the same here, suspend him but keep the contract and registration in place as it has a value should he be found not guilty in court

Closer to the relegation spots than play offs as it stands

Flanners was a real pretty lass before getting work done. thick as 2 short planks like

Bit unfair for his thread not to be bumped for his goal. Happens for everyone else

It’s becoming a habit!

Never mind the Everton fans, the majority of Man U fans need to get back to Surrey

that’s a fucking awesome first 11

This has the potential to be one of those games that fall flat after an event but I’ve got a feeling in my water that come 5pm tomorrow we are going to be drooling over a special performance. Wilson with a treble, Bruno with one, ditto Miggy and Botmans first for the club

As good as it’s initials? best selling Brazilian aftershave 1983 - 1989

I'd start him with the aim of getting 45-60 minutes in his legs.

How does Wilson become such an unattractive female

It would be great if we could get a left footed free kick taker as well. Just imagine Trips, Maddison and the lefty equivalent lining one up. Keeper wouldn't know where to start. If I'm being greedy make it a Robert so we have a power option to counter the precision from the right

bad hamstring injury on Boxing Day. Records remain intact. who am I kidding, he will already have the record for most goals in a season by then.