Ashley17

Let's never speak of this again, everything about it was wank

We played this lot really well for 45 minutes last season then it all fell apart as Jol realised we had no pace whatsoever and Johnson/Dempsey had a field day second half. Bit of a problem ground for us so suspect we'll lose and Duff will score.

As long as two are at home and two are away I imagine they'll show all 4 in the 6pm/8pm combo

Have we decided Campbell is just travelling for the craic then?

This made me laugh more than it should have

Forgot about him, he somehow didn't make the bench tonight

I'd say play the reserves but any 11 who are fit will do. Assuming Colo misses out along with the 3 who went off injured: Harper Simpson Perch Williamson Tavernier Sammy Bigi Anita Ferguson Shola Cisse Rest Marveaux, maybe play Jonas in there somewhere, anyone who can still move basically.

We've won and that's all that matters. Don't blame Pardew for not "going for it" as he was probably trying to save injuries, which worked out a treat... Good passing and movement though at times, much needed. Marveaux & Anita the star men for me.

I thought Holt was supposed to be good at holding the ball up, he's been rancid at it today

Oh well, there's always next year.

Perch for Anita, Colo for Taylor (if he's injured) and hopefully Marveaux for Ferguson. Inevitable defeat

What's David O'Leary up to these days? Ashley's tried getting him before afterall.

He'd probably just appoint Beardsley or Stone, it wouldn't end well.

Sammy for Shane

Swansea replacing Allen with de Guzman and about £12m is just ridiculous

No, they don't.

Was trying to think of even a glimpse of this from the past 11 months, I'm not sure it's ever happened. I'm not even sure they've ever spoke.

For all Swansea like to pass they get 25 yards from goal and seem incapable of making the right decision today.

Nah dropped for keeping possession. Yes, last game of his ban today.

To be fair Marveaux probably isn't up to 90 minutes twice in 3 days. There's a serious lack of options at the minute.

I have literally nothing good to say about that.

3 minutes until defeat!

Kevin Poole, if he ever got off the bench for Bolton. He was old then and I think he's still playing now Actually what about Hans Segers, didn't he have to be registered as an emergency at Spurs?

He'll probably be useful with our hoofball style, could seen him unsettling Yoshida tomorrow in the last 20. Disgusting that it's come to this though really

No smoke without fire. He'll be gone by Christmas