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Even at Liverpool he was getting so many chances in a game, I'd love to see a stat of his chance conversion rate in that time.

Ray Stubbs' hat

Is that true? It is, think it's a bit higher than that now as well.

Physio - Derek Wright

"Dear Mindy, you are a elf"

Summer's going to be fun, we've bought half a team now we'll not buy anyone in the summer and this place will melt.

Germans like to battle, are ruthlessly efficient and are built like tanks. Therefore all players from that nation are.

Bit ironic that they're just throwing out a load of racial stereotypes

Got to be something to do with the fall out between Colo and Pardew before QPR IMO. Whether it was related to the family stuff is another matter.

No way would we bring in another centre half from outside the Premiership. Two new centre halves is asking for trouble. If Douglas is still out of contract in the summer (was he ever?) can see that happening maybe.

It'll be Mbiwa and Taylor as first choice, I thought it was a bit suspect that we had Mbiwa to play alongside Coloccini when neither are particularly tall. Pardew loves height.

This is really going to sour the Simpson leaving party.

Don't think he'll get more than three. Fellaini only got three for three red card offences on video, and Hazard's at Chelsea.

What's all this press conference talk? And when is it?

They've got a nice trip to lovely Milwall on Saturday too

Jonas took a pen!? Fuck that.

Player/Manager I hope.

It'll be like a party on here if he goes, until the replacement comes in.

He's a dick, I watch as little of MOTD2 as possible these days because of him.

In other years where we've been poor I've not liked a lot of the squad, but this year is different. Got such good memories from most of the players, it'll be 100x worse than when we were relegated last time, I'd be gutted to see this squad broken up. It is all on the manager this time

Not after the"touch of a rapist"comment on MOTD2 That isn't what he said. There was a bad tackle and he said "he's absolutely raped (raked?) him."

He plays three at the back, one of which is Gary Caldwell. No thanks.

Even if we had beaten Reading and lost this, 5 wins from 12 would match the total number of wins we've had all season.

Yes!