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"Penises are absolutely fucking hilarious." Pod on the Tyne, 2020-24

Scraping the barrel at this point, like.

There's no way we won't do another international tour if it's commercially attractive. There's no doubting that such trips do little to help actual preparation for the season but we'll just have to adapt as best we can. Without reading the article I'm not sure how related it can even be to the injury crisis. The pre-season tour didn't break two backs, dislocate two shoulders, snap two ACLs or give Harvey Barnes turf toe.

Dubarumma

Just a mock-up, Stif.

Huijsen stood out for me in a Roma game I watched a few weeks back. Scored a worldie, marauding forward before leathering a 25-yarder into the top corner. Reminded me of someone...

Sheff Wed consolation.

Don't see why we'd be in any rush to jettison the majority of those. This season has demonstrated just how crucial it is to have depth. If Miggy goes for instance I wouldn't be letting Murphy go anywhere. Krafth just signed a new contract. Willock, no chance, and I doubt we'll be able to give Wilson away. Dubravka I'm sure we'll try to keep because Karius is going. Targett seems plausible because the move has been a disaster for him, astronomical wage rumours notwithstanding. The Miggy to Saudi to thing may re-emerge. Beyond that it'll be the deadwood and Bruno imo.

Yes. Ref missed it but the competent fellow in the VAR room recommended on field review. Was removed from duties in his next fixture.

I think about it at least once a day and reserve the right to bring everyone down with me

No denying the sensational quality on display, just grimace at the "oh yeah, the Champions League " fart-sniffery. Not quite as bad as when Sam Matterface said "ITV - always great drama" during a match a few years back.

"Har har har what a competiton." shut up, man.

Missed every single goal.

Christ knows what that even is these days.

And this sort of thing is how I end up reflexively defending him. It's the most blinkered horseshit take that routinely gets peddled on here. Proper triggers me. Sorry, Magpie. Quite aggressive. But I stand by it.

Him at Sunderland is one of my favourite individual performances of the season. Him and Bruno that day.

Good point.

Christ I'll never get sick of that Schar PSG goal. I love the look on his face... it's got the "I'm fucking class," that you'd expect from him but there's a little glimmer of "as if this is happening" in there. What a night.

This summer's Paqueta / Szoboszlai.

Could well envisage legal proceedings brought forward by whoever goes down, tbh.

Yeah, I think that's a really good point and another thing which kinda debunks the "but we already have plenty of LWs" from when we signed him. I feel like the vision all along may have been - as you say - to have those three be our front three and to flummox opponents by moving them around.

Longstaff planted one right on Botman's head at Anfield, too.

I got it, Joey. Funny stuff.

Wtf are the BBC doing giving that awful dickhead Troy Deeney the MOTD2 gig?