ScottishMagpie

Bastard! neither can I now!

Even after last night how are the press still not going after this guy? Fucking unbelievable!!

He's brickin' it big time. Knows he's on a knifes edge. All this bollocks he's coming out with in the press this past week trying to blow smoke up our arseholes just wont work.

So is a 09:45 start deemed "early"? When the feck do they normally pitch in at then?

if this cunt makes it anywhere near 200 games in charge i'll fucking whack the fucker myself

Brilliant!

stayed tuned for the rest of the season to find out! Its like Lost but shittier.

Have i missed something? Does 0-3 mean pissflaps is getting sacked?

two bullets are all that's needed. one bullet would do no? I'm thinking lined up one behind the other Red Dwarf style.

Just hope Ashley is loading his bullets as we endure this pish.

You can only score goals with your best players on the pitch and besides, they'll just lead to europe which is something you'd wholeheartedly agree that we don't want as fans of this club.

not even watching it, just following this thread, and I want to kill pardew in some real elaborate ways!

I know pards sometimes has the team looking like we're playing with 10 but c'mon!

Been listening to a certain podcast interview with Rob Lee and hearing him waxing lyrical about being managed by Keegan. Boils my piss to know we're stuck with this charlatan!

Getting the excuses in early. Smart move Alan Aye...but at least Jose in the post match presser will say nice things about him and his team unlike with Fat Sam. Can just imagine him getting giddy like a little school girl "Jose said we don't play like 19th century team". Just waiting for the day when he's chasing a game and he will go and throw Elliott on instead of HBA! Fucking plank!

This please. Hope it is a sign of something bigger about to happen. If we ignore the train of thought that says Joke was just crap at being a DoF and go with the notion he was brought in on purpose to do sweet fuck all then why get shot of him now (I don't for one milli-second believe Joke has gone willingly)? If he was the pantomime villian in this horror story and was fulfilling his remit then it doesn't make sense. This is me clutching at any short straw that gives me hope Ashley's time as owner is on the countdown.

Fantastic piece of journalism yet again from Mr Caulkin. That should be printed (with permission of course!) and handed out outside SJP next Wednesday evening.

f*** knows why he decided long ball was a good idea after we'd passed Norwich off the park without Cabaye. Fuck a duck. He's a completely clueless kunt of the highest degree. No discernable plan B yet again! Every fucking time, you would think by now he'd learn to have a back-up plan. Nearly everyone and his dog knew Cabaye was going to be gone this January or this summer at the latest but he's goes ahead and builds his one style of playing to have at it's centre the one player who was a shoe-in to leave town!!!! Un- fucking-believable!!! I'm not saying he should have a plan to cover every eventuality but you would think (well, I would have hoped) he would at least give it a brain-storming session with his "top" coaches and think of the impact this would have on how we play instead of a half-arsed attempt to get a Cabaye mk.II and hopefully carry on likes nothing happened.

f***'s sake, more bad news. Thank fuck! As long as you'll be okay Alan that's all I was worried about.

I really feel for the fans that were there inside SJP today. I avoided the match completely and still feel the lowest of lows, feck knows how bad you lot feel.

Surprised the club haven't tried to sell Krul and get Forster back. From a board POV I thought that would be a no-brainer.

If we didn't know this is the BS he's going to come out with I'd be laughing at it.

Does this now mean Cabs can "come clean" with what went down at the start of the season and Arsenal's bid and Joke's supposed involvement etc?

Pah.....let them have their cup final day at wembley. least we'll be comfortably mid-table.

Not confident about this one at all. Fat Sam has a good record against us since we put him on a train south bound. From previous games we've always seemed to play in to his hands by stooping down to his level of football. If we can be patient and keep to our gameplan (ha, couldn't type that without bursting out laughing) then we've got a chance.