Nobody

Grow the fuck up

We'll probably fluke a win somehow

Were Morecambe even trying?

Yeah, I thought I saw it disproved somewhere. Also I pray to the gods that this post takes us to a fresh page. Edit: the gods were merciful. A look at his followers suggests it probably is him like. So what if it is 'someone' am I missing something? He is saying happy saudi day or some such He's Staveleys husband

And flight 370

Honestly man Any manager worth their salt finds a way to play him, whatever the rest of the team at their disposal. Agreed. Anyone saying anything different is fucking clueless IMHO. You shouldn't even want a player like Ben Area to track back, there's 10 other players on your team who can do that.

Honestly man Any manager worth their salt finds a way to play him, whatever the rest of the team at their disposal.

Especially for Ritchie

Must say, I don't quite understand the Jota transfer, doesn't really make sense for either party IMO. Really good player, in fact way too good to sit on the bench,but hardly worth £40+m as a back up.

#teamDisco

Aye, his patter on the Athletic podcast is not the best like

Not sure anyone rates him, but no way is he a forward player for the way Bruce wants to play him. KaKa does

Always play too many players that aren't anywhere near good enough. Barlaser for example, he's never going to be close to first team football here.

First time in ages we actually had some good players on the bench on Saturday, definitely the right thing to do to play the likes of Fraser, Longstaff, Almiron and Joelinton here.

Muto heading to Eibar on loan according to Sky.

Only reason that might not be a yellow is if it's a red.

You know that you're allowed to not be 100% on one side or the other?

Ugh, he's absolute shite.

First week in a couple of months that the Football board on here has been worth visiting, with the new signings, new season starting and the takeover "development".

I know things are really shit at Newcastle but are you really complaining about the squad numbers? ? They are really shit though, no one bar Dubravka seems to have the right number

He looks an awful lot like Brett Kavanaugh during the rape hearings Probably my favourite John Oliver bit

Think Hendrick will start in one of the attacking three positions.

Lately?

Dubravka Manquillo Lascelles Fernandes Lewis Hayden Shelvey Saint-Maximin Almiron Fraser Wilson

Really? Yeah, but I've never really believed in the relegationometer. It's a yes or no question for me, will we go down or won't we. I have absolutely no doubt at all that we'll stay up so I'm therefore a zero. I think I argue this every season which is thoroughly tedious for everyone I'm sure. Anyway, the squad has a strong mentality, lots of talent and - assuming Dubravka makes it back in good time - no aching deficiencies where the player occupying a position literally isn't capable of playing in this division. We actually had that last season at CF, yet still survived comfortably. And manager-wise, Bruce is Pardew, not McClaren. We'll be absolutely fine. Might change my vote if ASM, Dubravka and Wilson all break their legs. Fair enough. Just feel like we were lucky to an absolutely ridiculous extent last season to stay up, especially as comfortable as it was. We should have been relegated quite comfortably without that luck, and I just don't think the signings are quite good enough to offset that.