Ember

Sexuality is not important

SMASHING news.

Scrawny bastard. He should hang out with Dukes some more.

Oh Xisco featured v WBA? Must have missed tbh, my bad.

I'm getting pissed off with him doing sweet F.A. If we play him, yes we'll apparently have to pay money for some reason or another, but he MIGHT ACTUALLY BE GOOD.

Has to be this.

10 games = 30 points on offer. What's stopping a miracle? Oh yes, that's right, we're Newcastle United.

Surely the fact that Owen wants out will work as an incentive? Because no fucker will have him unless he proves he can score.

When is Barton due back?

Think we're going down.

Spurs 4-0 up

If we lose them though, there's every chance. Points = prizes.

WHERE THE FK IS EDGAR WHEN WE NEED HIM

Well if that's the case we'd better bring him back

2 weeks without him then!

I wonder what the odds are of Alan Smith scoring the winning goal for us

It's not impossible to get something out of this game, it's just about 98% certain we'll get hammered.

That article says Smith and Geremi likely to play 'major roles'. Crikey we're gonna get smashed off the pitch.

Bollocks to a stand in. We need a fucking manager.

A draw = a point. Deal.

Fat or Prick?

Legend.

Here's a question that I cba finding the answer for: So I've seen that apparently the Northern Rock sponsorship deal runs out in 2010, but our home strips are for 2 years usually. Does this mean that in 10-11, we'll have the same shirt as 09-10 but with a different sponsor? Like the shirt with Newcastle Broon on, followed by an identical strip but with NTL on.