Dr Venkman

I reckon we’ll buy him out of his contract to begin work by the beginning of April at the latest.

Despite their second win of the season I’m sticking to my story. Burnley are shite, can’t score, and they’re going down. PFM bed wetters wind your necks in.

He’s been on so many holidays, there must be thousands of these stories.

Of course they do.

Mate, it’s ok. It was simply suggested that the world has moved on and language is changing. Change is ok. It’ll be alright.

He looks like he might die.

FFS

Interested.

They don't know what love is, they want to know what it is and they want us to show them.

Possibly controversial but I think expecting Burnley to stay up this season is the most PFM thing ever

We’re all back up to Big Dan Burn.

Oh here’s the mackem detector

Riiiiiiiiiiiight

Been trying to think of a collective name for them, nothing really works. Best I could come up with was JonJoelillock

Aye you've got to hope that Dummett bit is bollocks. Arguments can be made for Shelvey, but not for him.

Everything I’ve heard from DA since his appointment was mentioned he’s said that they’re all basically the same job but what it specifically involves and what it’s called depends on the club.

I agree with him.

The ‘you can’t drop x, you can’t drop y’ crowd are going to get a shock once we’ve got a full squad of players who can start a premier league game.

Norwich, Burnley, Brentford

I’d guess it’s probably even closer to central station than SJP.

Agreed. However we’re defensively much more solid now for a lot of reasons.

Aye got to hope ASM is fit for this. If he is I think we’ll win. We would have beaten West Ham with him I think.

I think he’s doing well enough, and the league table would back that up. If we stay up, it was the right signing, really all that matters.

Been saying for a while, you don’t drop him.

Fair enough lads