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Utter rancid cunts. Fuck off. Honestly can't wait until the PEDs scandal that destroy Klopp the utter nonce.

I know, I know. Squad rotations, injuries, all that jazz. But fucking hell.

Tickled at the thought of Edwards sitting on hold to the main Home Office number so he can speak to someone about a complete stranger's Visa application.

What were they rumoured to want for Maddison? Reckon they'd knock a few quid off if we offered a package for both, £65/70m all in maybe?

Saw a stat the other day that teams with only one win in their first four games have a 95% chance of relegation. We're screwed.

I know he's not been good but that's a wild stat. Didn't think it was that bad.

Did he needlessly smash goals past this child as well? Maybe not as out there as a TV show and cereal but the most egregious endorsement imo remains his shitty football game, World League Soccer. Steaming pile of shite, that.

God I hope he's shit. Not out of bitterness. I'm just dreading the posts on here if he starts killing it.

It'd be an upgrade on Colback, whatever his physical condition.

That's a problem in itself. There's a reason there's no tangible interest in Darlow and it's the same reason I don't want him as our back up.

Was just taking a look myself and I'm making it 23 with 5 of those being players returning from loan so actually 18 signings? Stll wild of course. I admire them for having a go even if it seems to be completely scattergun. If they stay up and Cooper continues on his managerial trajectory it'll be worth it.

We need an up front or guaranteed fee out of sheer principle from these cunts. Any other club I'd be wishing Dubs all the best but I'm afraid he's drawn the gaze of the one club that I don't want us dealing with unless we have them over a barrel.

What an absolutely horrendous quote. Can picture his Intertoto-celebrating face as he's saying it, too. Is there a worse answer you could give to that question?

So was a draw against Man City last week good after all?

It's going to destroy us for FFP.

So many conflicting feelings. I don't want to deny him a move at his age. But it's Man U, he's moving to sit on someone else's bench which irks me whether they're in Europe or not, I don't trust Darlow one bit to be deputy, and it's Man Fucking U.

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You have to ask why they weren't sealed in time to feature tonight tbh. Worrying.

Man U are fans of disproportionate loan fees tbf. We can just ask for that £6-8m to lend him for a season and that's totally fair by their previous estimations.

We definitely need to demand an insane loan fee if that's what the pricks are aiming for. Burn those bridges. I know it's Man U and contrary to their start to the season they are still ahead of us, but it's a shame if he's ready to leave just to go and warm another bench. At least try and get some more game time if you're intent on fucking off, Dubs.

Suppose it's not that surprising when 19 of the 32 clubs are PL clubs, aren't they? Were Fulham the only ones not to get through?

Was convinced it was happening.

Hopefully a couple more bodies through the door before the window closes will make us feel a bit more comfortable about that.

Not to be one of those arrogant tossers but I hope we don't come across these small time fuckers again any time soon. Snide wankers on the pitch who can stay in the lower leagues and I can't help but dislike any fans still co-opting that fucking Viking clap. Completely unreasonable take I'm well aware, but I'll own it.