Mag_in_NZ

Do we want to be League 1 in 2017?

Get Benitez in and give him $1 mill per win.....pin money compared with what we ARE going to lose if we don't

Not as mad as predicting 2 more away wins

Spot on

AOC (Bielsa)

1-1 same at last year (was at that one...yeah me!), they'll score we will shit ourselves and chase like buggery, sclab an equaliser and then a panicky last 10-15t McCuntish will be sacked and Bielsa will be appointed at 6:00 pm Sat night and we will proceed into the sunlit uplands toward a glorious and entertaining future.....what's that...aahh shit the alarm clock has just gone off....sigh!!!

And any other CEO/MD would look and realise we took 7 points first time around....."and so Schteve what's your plan".....gotcha! bye! - well I can hope Not going to happen unfortunately. I think we're stuck with this knacka. Look at the way the club stuck with Pardew and never even considered replacing him. Along with that we have a spineless MD and McClarens good mate on the board. Throw Concur into the decision making process and there's no way he's going. There's nobody at all in the club hierarchy who would have the balls or will to even propose sacking him. I reckon the absolute best we could hope for would be for him to get moved to a DoF role after he's relegated us and for one of his underlings to take over for next season. west brom is kind of key because if we go and lose that badly we'll almost certainly lose the following two, that'd then be 5 defeats on the bounce right? after having had loads of money thrown at him if they don't act at that point with enough winnable games on the board then yeah he's staying and we're done But who's going to act? Charnley - spineless yes man Carr - McClarens mate who pushed him for the job so is invested in the appointment Moncur -[emoji38]McClaren - Turkeys, Christmas etc So you can see there's nobody within the club who would make the right call. Our leadership and organisation is non-existent. The only real hope is that Ashley himself takes a hand and forces the decision but I also can't see that happening, he's too hands off. True enough. 27 games played and 21 points should wake Ashley up like, he must be paying some attention you'd have thought. After dropping £29m in the window he must surely be expecting better than 5 straight defeats ffs[emoji38] Only one needs to act and that's fat Ash, the rest will go with his view....the question is will he? - in a real world - absolutely, in the world of NUFC - fat chance

And any other CEO/MD would look and realise we took 7 points first time around....."and so Schteve what's your plan".....gotcha! bye! - well I can hope

Joe Kinnear, Fuckface, Lard Face and now Schteve McClueless tends to say it repeats a damn sight more often

"You have sat here too long for any good you are doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!" Leo Amery....maybe history repeats

9.99999999999999999999999 (maybe we'll sack the gumby git!)

OK then Ashley, you like a gamble and I'll tell you that you have only one card left to play now, you fat odious prick, play it now and sack the incompetent dick you have installed in the dugout Don't 10/10 for relegation Do 9/10 for relegation This squad should be nowhere near going down but at the moment the band's playing as the ship sinks

Have blatantly failed to address our main issues, namely defence and attack, still missing 1 (if not 2) CB, 1 FB and an out-and-out goalscorer, sorry but the loaners will be out of here faster than shit thru a goose if we go down.......3/10

Same here Crumpy, watched it last night here and had to turn the commentary off or the TV was going off the deck, who was the moron as a co-commentator, f--k me when we shot he wasn't far off saying it should be a free kick because we had the temerity to have the ball

Could be on the cards....."c'mon then John explain your fucking lack of tactics to me".....banned, arrested, deported.....cash in on return portion of ticket....could actually end up $$$ up on this arrangement

Thanks, mind you, instead I could always...........aye your right, poor sod me!

Back over in the UK for this one, first time in over 25 years, family over there have me a ticket!!!!! My WBA , here in NZ, supporting mate can't see anything but a draw, either 0-0 or 2-2....oh how I laughed, us scoring 2 or keeping a clean sheet I did know what was funnier Don't think its going to be pretty and I suspect that the atmosphere may be toxic but hope we can nick a win, no idea how though

For crying out loud what an unadulterated cringe-worthy piece of shit, we may be bad at the moment but these excel in the extreme at claiming mediocrity as success - the battle of Boldon Hill ffs - this guy needs to get out more and lose his Newcastle obsession......mind they all seem to have a piece of that

Why is this c**t still here, the Russians got rid of Rasputin quicker........just FUCK OFF

I remember this word. I think it was a good thing. Word was removed from English language about 4 years ago.....rumoured to be making a comeback

Just got in...it's midnight(ish) been on it with a good mate who is a West Brom fan and we both are caned....couple of Tuis, box of Montieths Golden, case of Oranjeboom, and four packs of Cascade Premium, fell into his cupboard looking for the Glenfiddich....he only found me because I was on the floor giggling......great day.....can't wait for the auctioneer's hammer to come down....going....going....gone!!!!.....sold to the Crystal Palace wide boy for 5 million pounds.......I thank you !

Just watched the game...FFS had someone edited what I watched....as I struggle to believe we were that bad...just hope P45due was getting on the team bus and Fat Cash piped up "where the f--k do you think your going san"

Back from TOONedin and off to WellingTOON tomorrow, after we were 3-0 up the game became a bit of a training run for us but some steady performances for a number of the lads and a smart bit of interplay from the Adams for the fourth - looks promising but the pardew factor is still there...urgh!

I'm....King Clueless, just got T-Shirt done....hopefully I won't have to wear it

Can't wait, 2 hour flight to Dunedin and an hour to Wellington.....Newcastle....New Zealand....New Manager (hopefully)