Mag_in_NZ

Same here Crumpy, watched it last night here and had to turn the commentary off or the TV was going off the deck, who was the moron as a co-commentator, f--k me when we shot he wasn't far off saying it should be a free kick because we had the temerity to have the ball

Could be on the cards....."c'mon then John explain your fucking lack of tactics to me".....banned, arrested, deported.....cash in on return portion of ticket....could actually end up $$$ up on this arrangement

Thanks, mind you, instead I could always...........aye your right, poor sod me!

Back over in the UK for this one, first time in over 25 years, family over there have me a ticket!!!!! My WBA , here in NZ, supporting mate can't see anything but a draw, either 0-0 or 2-2....oh how I laughed, us scoring 2 or keeping a clean sheet I did know what was funnier Don't think its going to be pretty and I suspect that the atmosphere may be toxic but hope we can nick a win, no idea how though

For crying out loud what an unadulterated cringe-worthy piece of shit, we may be bad at the moment but these excel in the extreme at claiming mediocrity as success - the battle of Boldon Hill ffs - this guy needs to get out more and lose his Newcastle obsession......mind they all seem to have a piece of that

Why is this c**t still here, the Russians got rid of Rasputin quicker........just FUCK OFF

I remember this word. I think it was a good thing. Word was removed from English language about 4 years ago.....rumoured to be making a comeback

Just got in...it's midnight(ish) been on it with a good mate who is a West Brom fan and we both are caned....couple of Tuis, box of Montieths Golden, case of Oranjeboom, and four packs of Cascade Premium, fell into his cupboard looking for the Glenfiddich....he only found me because I was on the floor giggling......great day.....can't wait for the auctioneer's hammer to come down....going....going....gone!!!!.....sold to the Crystal Palace wide boy for 5 million pounds.......I thank you !

Just watched the game...FFS had someone edited what I watched....as I struggle to believe we were that bad...just hope P45due was getting on the team bus and Fat Cash piped up "where the f--k do you think your going san"

Back from TOONedin and off to WellingTOON tomorrow, after we were 3-0 up the game became a bit of a training run for us but some steady performances for a number of the lads and a smart bit of interplay from the Adams for the fourth - looks promising but the pardew factor is still there...urgh!

I'm....King Clueless, just got T-Shirt done....hopefully I won't have to wear it

Can't wait, 2 hour flight to Dunedin and an hour to Wellington.....Newcastle....New Zealand....New Manager (hopefully)

Just confirmed again that we are run by the 3 Stooges Coward, Drunkard and Scrooge

This - too many weaknesses in key positions as the squad currently stands. Keep the same squad, add a striker and a winger with pace and Top 4 is possible....but only under a good manager. Pardew should still be getting this squad into Europa League spots. Injury and suspension free could see us push higher but this is Newcastle won't happen unless we strengthen - Europa should be minimum aim and/or a cup or two before I die

It's getting to the point where I just wish they'd get relegated and f*** off into obscurity This sums up my wish

Anybody because we are CHAMPIONS :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&language=en-US&family=editorial&p=newcastle%20united&assetType=image here's a few pics for you mate. Cheers for that, made the morning even sweeter

:jonas: :jonas: :jonas: Pictures, vidoes, links anything Just listened on Radio Newcastle with a 10 minute delay, bugger the pubs aren't open for another 2 hours.......enjoy it lads and have a couple for me :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

Anyone (but WBA)

and precisely why would I give a flying fuck about their opinions?

Home in the second leg of the playoffs....wooo...hooo !!!

Bloody 'ell feel like it should be a 1 but this is Newcastle so it could be a 10 but this is Newcastle so it could be a 1.....I don't know, I just don't know Get the season over with finish 17th and I will be over the moon or even get this weekend over with..results go for us....aaahhhh bliss

Down from an 8 to a 6.5, fuck me we will be fired up for the last eight games Survival this season by winning at Leicester Villa but finding out later that a win wasn't essential. We will win the Championship Prem next year and be promoted to the league above the Championship Prem and I'll have to emigrate somewhere else....been there done that in another decade :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

WTF....fucking great news, heard it here in NZ 15 minutes after midday and thought "oh it's April Fools back home" (bit more colourful than that tho') and proceeded to put a screwdriver thru the company car radio If it's true it is absolutely cracking news but I don't know how I'm going to explain the company car radio

Gone from an 8 to a 9, just watched it here in NZ and cannot see where the resurrection is going to come from Chelsea next could (hopefully not) see us 3+ points adrift and at the moment I cannot see us making that up, we seem to be utterly unaware of the shit we are in whislt those around us seem to be up for the fight (smogs excepted) Followed the Toon for 40 years and seen some shite in that time but never felt as bad as after today as Martin's penalty summed us up weak and misdirected....for a long time I feel like we're fucked, fucked, fucked