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I thought Colback was capped before he came here? And I’m pretty sure Stevie Fistpumps never got called up…?

Thought Almiron cost more than that? Record 20 million in pound sterling? EDIT Specifically related to MLS record

Well, this was made, so who knows…?

Kevin Muscat approves

Needs to be stickied in lieu of forum rules

Took free kicks and pens, played up front on occasion. He helped put me between the sticks

Our U23s are worse than shite. We had two U23s on the bench yesterday - a bench that was short and had two keepers. Then we lost as many as four to injury on the night. We simply can't put a team together - look at the thread about the Everton game to see how we were scratching to make a team before it got called off. And I apologise - I misread your comment about backhanders and injuries. I suppose because I didn't consider the prospect of the club and the PL cooperating on anything. I'm astonished they let us call Everton off!

Better still when the keeper himself designed it - just ask Jorge Campos

Sure you don't support a different team wearing red, white and black? Pretty sure watching footage of Wilson's calf pinging contradicts any suggestion that his injury was faked. BTW Sell uz JWP plz

Am I remembering correctly - was there a Portsmouth fan in the 90s whose schtick was a cowbell (an instrument Christopher Walken was perfectly correct about)?

We need a Tik Tok of Joelinton chainsmoking cigarettes outside a cafe espousing political philosophy

Castore don't do one for the Toon - I searched high and low without success.

Too soon

Need him to get the Eddie Howe makeover and come in all guns blazing

I thought it went off the official squad list - of which we have 4 keepers and 21 outfield players. If the 10 I listed above are unavailable, we have 11 available outfield players…?

Somewhere else in the multiverse, another set of Toon fans are wondering what's happened to their superstar Brazilian

Easier to list those available than those missing, but here goes: Lewis Ritchie Schar Clark Fernandez Manquillo Willock Fraser ASM Wilson Just the SIX defenders out, it's all good. But that might be better than our only striker being out for the season

Eddie called him an eight, which is box-to-box for me

#AnnounceMbappe Brereton Diaz is an obvious target, I liked Ayoze being mentioned. But it's probably safe to say that;s the season for Wilson and striking reinforcements are an even bigger priority than they were.

Yup, loan, purchase, loan-to-buy, whatever. Would add a lot

Exactly this - it's Situational Awareness 101.

Would love special dispensation for this title to remain after @Rich wakes up

I went up to a 2 after the Norwich draw, but I’m very comfortable going back to a 1. People talk like four games in hand equals four certain wins. Ask the mackems what the value of games in hand can be…

Thanks - I was sure I didn’t make that up

He doesn’t have to guess, all he needs to do is turn his head for a second while the ball is advancing down the right. He doesn’t, because he’s too busy watching the ball.