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How about now? :(

How about now? :(

Still nothing? :(

I can't believe it's not irony.

Can I be the first just to come on here and post more negative shite before the season starts...by complaining bitterly about the fact we embarrassed ourselves by playing quite effectively this evening (so it seems) against the current Dutch champions, who are four time consecutive champions and have won six of the past eight seasons, moreover scoring 2 goals against a team who have only conceded just 24 times in 34 league matches last year? It's a fucking disgrace, tbh.

Gay porn is not permitted on this website.

Someone did that gag ages ago. Yeah, but I probably did it better. Let's face it.

Sorry. Sorry. Wrong sport. http://dev-assets.sportrelief.com/images/photos/ade.jpg Pity about the wheelchair not being allowed. He'd have been faster than Alan Smith.

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I hate myself for doing it.

AT LAST!!!! She's finally getting off her fucking fat backside and making me a brew.

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I'm still puzzled why emre failed to sizzle at SJP. I'm not convinced his absence from the field of play was entirely down to "injuries" either.

A sneaky bid for Cuellar, because he'd want to swap a club with no European football this season for a club with... Oh, right. I see.

I suppose one good thing to come out of this will be Walter Smith getting sacked by Rangers, making him conveniently available to take up the reigns at St James Park...er, sorry, I mean Old Trafford...as Taggart's sidekick.

Loving the fact they got knocked out by a team wearing yellow and green. Celtic will love that too.

That's a superb translation. Really adds value to the discussion. you fucking mong.

"We'll shit 'em."

You have to feel bad for the poor guy though, really. I mean...creaming £80,000 a week off West Ham for absolutely fucking nowt must be a terrible ordeal for him, in all fairness. The poor little lamb.

Keep it going! This thread needs more pages NOW!!!

Right, so shall we see if we can get this wee beauty up to 150 pages before this Capuccino lad actually signs?

You misunderstand. He was telling YOU to fuck off.

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Wonder if any of them post on here? Nah. They'd have to be from Skunkers, surely?

I fear the issue may be the work permit...or the medical...or maybe he's changed his mind...