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Damn, I can't decide whether to watch it the lazy or active way.

Surely it's just very easy to link to a website which has paid for the listing rights, like so http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/fixtures/default.stm There you go, information and nobody needed to get banned.

Can't wait. Scunny and Hull here we come. Can I suggest 'who put the thorpe in Scunthorpe', just to confuse them? I was just doing gallows humour btw, I've no desire for the cola league.

Nice to see the shirts without sponsors today, it's aesthetically pleasing. Also, if the club you support, I mean you love them are doing badly, frankly becoming a national joke, failing in the league..... Having northern rock on it doesn't inspire confidence.

If, and I say if we're unlucky enough to be relegated, look on the plus side, we'll get to play loads of teams we haven't played for ages.

Mind you, Manchester, probably some nutter with a gun.

Bangers outside according to Sky, not planned http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3128100,00.html

Oh, thought it was a gun salute or something. Bad craic if someone was just letting bangers off.

5 games, judge him after 50. Let's face it, right now nobody better is queueing to manage this shower.

Good to seethe Man U team crashing and burning out of respect.

Louise Taylor doesn't bother me, she's a mackem, fair play. Marina Hyde however should never write about football ever again.

The Mail is having none of it. Only chance of getting your comments in there is if you add something about immigrants takin ouuur jabbs.

Say what you like about the Guardian, they do print your comments. Albeit they may delete them later.

I went with my sister. Only the second time she's been since the 70s. The miserable bitch. She didn't like me calling some driver a cunt, who was about to run me over....She used to be hardcore [/am drunk]

Nope, they're all out. I'm not buying a national newspaper again until they get off our dicks. Not buying a local one either as the Chronicle is just wank generally.

Thing is, booing the ref, who knows who it's intended for? I'm a traditionalist myself, and prefer to suggest that the referee likes to touch himself, down there a lot. Need a new chant for incompetent linesmen.

Best thing about Oba, not the greatest striker, but his pace scares the shit out of defenders, that's when they make mistakes.

Heard it from very few, I sit near some miserable bastards. Totally agree with your point though. I've never done it and never will. Go to the pub and whine about the match instead, that can be fun.

I probably sound like a happy clapper, but that's the best game I've seen at SJP for.....some time, I'm not going to specify how long as someone will likely bring up a better one. A moral victory if not a literal one.

For some reason, Marina Hyde, a celebrity journalist only likes gossip about other people. It's well known she had an affair with Piers Morgan, less well known is that shes currently nobbing Alan Rusbridger who is......editor of the Guardian. Just gossip for your amusement. Childish yes, but I was bored, and it is true.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/sport/commentaries.shtml

I'm sure I'm not the first one to say thank you very fucking much, cuntybollocks.

I made a banner which expresses our feelings best http://www.invisionplus.net/forums/uploads/altangst/post-2-1201284470.jpg

If there were any truth in this I'd have to reconsider my stance regarding the club being a complete joke. Luckily it looks like a money for old rope article.

How does the red button thing work? Sorry I'm too lazy to read the thread.