Crumpy Gunt

Spurs are the new Newcastle I reckon. By that I mean every player being touted will have their agent invent an 'interest' from a Club knOwn to spunk money / offer inflated contracts. I reckon there's a fair few players got better contracts for themselves by getting themselves linked with the stupid Shepherd/Hall ran NUFC. Will Spurs be spunking money now they aren't in CL?

Has Steve Bruce ever managed to finish above 10th with any Club he's had in the top flight?

a Club go down and then like NUFC did, go straight back up?? Payments of 2 x £16m the 2 x £8m payments where due. Obviously we'd have got the first payment of £16m but what then happens to the balance? Am I right in thinking that the balance is shared between the rest of the teams in the Chamionship?

I sincerely hope when HBA has played 12 matches for NUFC he has been involved in gaining NUFC more than 7 points. Sess is SAFC's 'Asprilla' signing - heading for Europe / 6th place then ....... CRASH

Is anyone else fucking sick of listening to Keegan whinge like a fucking baby about this, that and everything else that goes wrong in his life?

Can't be too far off a united Ireland team. Rugby manages it fine.

Apparently Trading Standards turned up to arrest Carlton Cole.

Why?, whats he done at management level apart from Twente and a lucky cup win with McBoro? Would you rather have Hughton? Talksport were saying it earlier - although their source was decidedly dubious. I would choose Hughton over McClaren, in fact Mr Blobby would be higher up on my list than McClaren. Not that I give a fuck, to be honest I wouldn't be bothered if West Ham never came back up, or just fell through the leagues. What have WHU ever done to you?

Why?, whats he done at management level apart from Twente and a lucky cup win with McBoro? Would you rather have Hughton? Talksport were saying it earlier - although their source was decidedly dubious.

Steve McClaren about to get the gig.

Ditto.

Can you name me a goalkeeper that isn't a GOOD SHOT STOPPER?

Excellent match considering both had fuck all to play for. Can't argue with 2-2 draw. Krul will need to take a long look at himself if he has ambition to be recognised as No.1

Bloody hell. Shocking. Not the thread to continue this debate either. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76287.0.html

The cunt went into Mr Browns on Front Street, Tynemouth and ordered a coffee. He then had no money to pay for it. No credit card either and one of the punters offered to pay for it. He then drove away in his Aston Martin.

Unless serious attention is placed upon getting at least 2 decent goalscorers next season will be long and difficult.

If he's humped Carrolls Mrs then he should be an automatic choice til he's at least 50.

Not one of our current strike force deserves to be at NUFC next season.

End of July is the rumour. I wonder if it mght be tied in as part of a transfer deal?

Sadly he only hits his man with the '.3' Which unfortunately for us is still superior to Jonas stats.

It would take the pressure off if Nolan or Barton moved on. On both of their performances at Liverpool I can't see a single reason why a fit Ireland wouldn't walk into NUFC's team.

FWIW. Pardew wants Ireland at SJP and has got as far as agreeing terms with Ireland and its now up to the Clubs to fight out what sort of fee will be paid.

Tell him to find another Club and negotiate the best deal he can get. NUFC should then just make up his wage for the remainder. It might work in Smiths favour because he's only has a year left and *MIGHT get longer than a year off a new Club. *This theory is fully dependant upon there being a Club even more stupid than NUFC.

Any likely to make bows next season mate? Billy Knott almost certainly will and we have a lad at right back called Liam Marrs who has got a great chance aswell,attacking full back and looks very good.Louis Laing at centre half will definitely make it aswell but needs to put some weight on,a bit lightweight at present but a superb passer of the ball,a season out on loan would be good for him,still only 17 though so maybe too soon. Is Jordan Henderson the worst player to play for England since Carlton Palmer?

[move]He's going. [/move]