Minhosa

If he's got any sense his demands will be increasing with every passing week.

Is Woodman on the bench today?

Christ this is shit.

Lucky fucks.

This is not outside the reals of possibility if you ask me, the good news being he might well get killed by a Rangers fan. Agree and fingers crossed.

Oh it's true. He gets paid money, and I bet a fair whack of it, for writing, (writing ) this piffle. He'll not be on great money. He's hardly likely to be poached by any other paper. The fucking Beano wouldn't want him. Thinking about it, maybe he's just the work experience kid that they let fill in for a bit when Anal left and they've all forgotten. He's probably on £14.60 a week plus bus fare.

Obertans in great condition? That's a bit like giving Chris Hoy my 1984 BMX and telling him I've stuck some more air in the tyres.

Was always going to happen. Pack of spineless arseholes. If only their sports journo's had one iota of talent, they could have actually used the ban as an opportunity to come up with some interesting stuff instead of the 'Stevie Taylor rounds troops for away trip' or Jack Colback 'We lets fans down' guff they normally come out with.

Yep - that's where I'm at.

Sell Cisse, loan Defoe. Guess who wins again.........

But cash will always be king.

It's the dopey grin at the end that kills me. In bits here

Right outta the fucking atmosphere?

He pays pretty well to be fair in business, maybe not paying footballers their crazy money but management and the like get a fair wage with cracking bonuses. It's all performance related. His checkout staff get 50p for every magazine they sell at the counter for example.

Pics?

Very poor today.

Heard he's got a bit of a flaky character.

Sherwood is a total twat.

brilliant.

Sounds very plausible tbh. That may indeed be his 'exit' strategy but I doubt he'd do it any time soon as he's known to dislike the public nature of SD now isn't he? (in respect of reporting, AGM's etc etc).

Quite fancy Spurs tonight. Will wait for the teams but think Burnley might swerve a cup run this year to concentrate on survival battle. Maybe even -1 at 5/2.

The man was a legend. He scored 15 goals by February in his debut season in the premier league. An England cap never lies. Ask Franny Jeffers, Michael Ball and the mighty Gavin McCann. He scored 12 goals in the league all season! And not a single one after January! That is a flash in the pan good sir, not a fall from grace. Mido disagrees.

The man was a legend. He scored 15 goals by February in his debut season in the premier league. An England cap never lies. Ask Franny Jeffers, Michael Ball and the mighty Gavin McCann.

Michael Ricketts another.

Rolf Harris.