Minhosa

The app is out now btw.

Pav has been hinting at that for ages in the local press.

The only midfielder of his generation to make Kevin Nolan look like an athlete.

Came out quite late last year iirc.

All brawn, little brains.

For every half decent decision he's made (historically) he's followed it up with a clusterfuck so you would assume one not far away.

He's never been a fantastic footballer tbqh. He's had a few good moments but he's not got the intelligence in his game to be a fantastic player.

£18m would be a great price for him imho.

It's funny as fuck. Must drive him mad. Its basically, and very publicly, killing any remaining shreds of professional credibility he has to outsiders who don't actually read his shite. Years ago, when Anal had his job, he managed to get a gig with a national before the days of twitter (upon which he would have been ripped a new arsehole) but Easy has no fucking chance of getting any further work in media when he eventually gets finished. The closest he'll get to newspapers after his stint at the Chronicle is sticking them in letterboxes.

James Wilson is going to be the more interesting headache for them. If, as has been reported, they are after a big name fwd then he's pushed out to the bench (at best). He'd always been thought of in Manchester as a bit of a prodigy. I'd be all over that little transfer if we could nick him off them.

I'd be ok with Colo going too. He's practically finished as a top level player. Another year down the line and he'll be totally cattled. Might as well cash in now. It would also indicate that the club want to totally rid the club of the AP regime/leadership which is fine by me. It is kind of ironic though that they built their 'system' to enable a change of coach but use their approach/system/people/model in order to carry on (hence the 8 year contract to all of AP's hangers on) and yet they've spent this summer totally dismantling the very thing they put in place to be futureproof. Assuming Woodman goes, if Colo does follow the rest out of the door, then the place is pretty much a stain free environment (other than Derek Wright).

To the tune of Copacabana............ His name is Chancel, Chancel Mbemba His age he does not remember Oh but he's Chancel, Chancel Mbemba We love him more, oh much more than Demba.

Williamson is never the worst centre back we've had btw.

Will Mata get games this season though?

I'd like to see him restrained in the changing room via handcuffing the cunt to the door.

If he's worth that with one year left, what would he cost with 4 or 5 left?

Still love the chunky bastard.

His best form, by some distance, was the 5th finish season (or at least the last 10 games of it where everything was just clicking). I honestly don't really care about this transfer at all. Good player on his day, but he left... get over it. He can go anywhere he wants for all I care. This. his best period for me was the 6 months prior to him leaving tbh Yep.

People seem to be forgetting he had many a poor game for us too. His best form, by some distance, was when he was hankering for a move. No doubt that he's technically gifted, but he's also got his shortcomings too.

He's been quite heavily linked with Brighton in their local press. Surprised none of the nationals have picked up on it.

Dignity well and truly lost.

He's been a marked man by Ashley since he took the Wonga stance. I've got no doubt he'll be off.

He'd fit in at Spurs. Move makes sense.

Unrealistic. Not big enough.

Can you ask them whether they feel they owe the many tens of thousands who have paid to watch cup matches, completely in vain of the spirit of the competition (as clearly indicated by MA's tacit admission in his one and only interview), an apology or indeed a refund? Can you also ask them to clarify what Mr Ashley's 'now' meant in respect of his recent decision to 'try' as he indicated in the same interview? If we're 'now' going to try, what have season ticket holders paid for over the last 8 years? Finally, can you ask them what prompted Ashley's end of season interview and if he's planned to give any more?