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They're basically looking for someone daft enough to operate within the narrow constraints they'll give them. Style of play, etc is a distant secondary consideration. Absolutely right. No constraints? Of course there are........... - Be prepared to work on a shitty basic and work to performance related targets. - Be prepared to say fuck all about anything remotely interesting. - Be prepared to be told who you'll have the option of playing every week. 'The coach picks the team' Aye right, until you've got some other cunt sniffing around players all for them to be rested/injured. - Be prepared to go out of the cup competitions every years as early as possible. Failure to go out of the F.A Cup before the 4th round will be seen as a contravention of the Ashley Doctrine and, as such, you will see your bonus reduced. - Be prepared to smile every time they sell your better players. - Be prepared to be ridden by Carr, this baldy cunt and Ashley every time you make the slightest remark which is off topic. - Be prepared for them to tell you how well their mate Alan handled the press. - Be prepared to get shit off the fans for how badly the team are playing but have no fucking power to improve it. Be prepared for failure. This system will not work.

pretty much sums it all up. Best article they've had up in a good while.

Garde's wife has got a spa weekend booked in April. That rules him out.

About the only part I didn't agree with. But I'm sure both side will be arse kissing a while longer as to not leak any goss on each other. As soon as pardew left this window was done. No way we'd buy any player without a manager, so no loss there. I agree in principle of waiting for the right candidate, however, we need to arrange that move ASAP, have it signed and ready to go for the summer, which means carver knows his place, and the fans know the future. If it's all genuine then there's not much in that which upsets or annoys me. Whether it's the truth time will tell. I won't hold my breath but I wont abuse him either for simply doing his job to a better standard than anything we've seen from Ashley's cronies so far. No better or worse than Llambias tbh. Short memory. You must have. This may as well have been a copy paste from a Llambias statement. I thank you. TT seems to have a hard-on for this latest cunt for some reason.

Yup. Only add: - We realise we're fucking garbage at communicating with you loyal cunts and, you know what, we don't even have a plan for improving it. And, when we do have that plan, it'll not be fucking me who'll be doing it.

going to be interesting to see how they cope with that scenario, Pardew took an awful lot of pressure and attention off them with his job as sole nufc employee who actually talked to the press, now if the manager is only supposed to talk about matchs that leaves a fair number of questions the press won't just politely keep to themselves. Exactly. Recipe for disaster and these fucks can't see it.

About the only part I didn't agree with. But I'm sure both side will be arse kissing a while longer as to not leak any goss on each other. As soon as pardew left this window was done. No way we'd buy any player without a manager, so no loss there. I agree in principle of waiting for the right candidate, however, we need to arrange that move ASAP, have it signed and ready to go for the summer, which means carver knows his place, and the fans know the future. If it's all genuine then there's not much in that which upsets or annoys me. Whether it's the truth time will tell. I won't hold my breath but I wont abuse him either for simply doing his job to a better standard than anything we've seen from Ashley's cronies so far. No better or worse than Llambias tbh. Short memory. Nope. Blind faith will get you nowhere.

'We promise to communicate better' but I don't want to be in the limelight. Oh, and the "Head Coach" can only talk about matches. Erm..............well, who does that leave then you fucking wingnut?

About the only part I didn't agree with. But I'm sure both side will be arse kissing a while longer as to not leak any goss on each other. As soon as pardew left this window was done. No way we'd buy any player without a manager, so no loss there. I agree in principle of waiting for the right candidate, however, we need to arrange that move ASAP, have it signed and ready to go for the summer, which means carver knows his place, and the fans know the future. If it's all genuine then there's not much in that which upsets or annoys me. Whether it's the truth time will tell. I won't hold my breath but I wont abuse him either for simply doing his job to a better standard than anything we've seen from Ashley's cronies so far. No better or worse than Llambias tbh.

Seems to me that Charvers outburst after the game has lead this PR piece. I don't think this bell would've come out to talk otherwise.

But even if it's the truth it's not what we want to hear or anything remotely close to how a football club should be run. Infuriating man Fucking woeful statement imho.

Nothing new though Dave. Still the Ashley party line. Not one positive in that statement other than the fact the daft cunt has made one in the first place.

This new set up will never work in terms of the PR comments from Charnley. As soon as the team are playing shite and the pressure increases, the head coach won't be able to answer questions on transfers or anything.

No fucking danger of that you fucknugget.

Same old shite from the cunts that run our club. Fuck off the whole lot of you.

I'm more interested in the school run crackdown than anything that baldy cunts got to say.

78 of the fuckers have applied after a few seasons of Champ Manager.

In fucking dogs years the aged cunt.

:lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. Wow. . 5 knuckle shuffle, eh?

It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder.

The least effective impact sub ever.

He's the cheap option he's got every chance at an Ashley NUFC A lowly assistant manager doesn't dictate to Mike Ashley. He'll be on his bike. The reason AP managed to stay so long after woeful performance after woeful performance was because he took care of the PR. His title might as well have been 'PR Manager' and then in small print on the same business card 'also looks after them blokes that play every week a bit'.

Was Woodman on the bench today btw?

Trust me, if you watch it, you'll realise with his tone and body language etc etc he's going to have totally pissed off Ashley.

There's no way he's got a future at a Mike Ashley NUFC after that interview. If he ever had a chance, that interview has totally fucked it .