mouldy_uk

Release the beast for Saturday

Hopefully the war chest is still accessible

About as reliable as N-O’s servers

Our new centre forward

Why not both

Not even on the bench - haircut wasted

For some reason the pic reminds me of

Any of the slackers back for this game?

3-1 defeat, not got a great feeling about this one

I’m sure his return has been imminent for at least two months now

Need a giant statue for

God I’m glad he doesn’t play for us, would drive me insane

Hopefully Newport get frustrated/nasty

I’m sure it’s been done to death in this forum but I’m bloody sick of being the poorest richest club in the world

Praying for this guy to take his place

Great news, he’s a great manager which should weaken them by leaving and he’s an absolute tool

Hope all this transfer talk doesn’t impact his shit form

It’s the updated version of ‘sleeping with the fishes’

May

Most important questions: - Is he awesome on FM? - Does he have a cool YouTube highlight reel?

If you remove emotion from the situation, he has 6 assists (yes I know that’s just one metric), in 165 PL games. On average he’s just nowhere near good enough to be a regular top six starter, but as always the key question is ‘who replaces him’? I’d rather keep him if we don’t have a ready made replacement coming in and we’d be mad to sell him with no one coming in (as he has managed to avoid the injury curse thus far)

Giving Tommy Robinson a run for his money

Can’t wait to welcome him back, Eddie proclaiming he’s ’like a new signing’ I’m certain he can easily replace Trippier and Miggy in one

‘Sources in Paraguay’

That we probably can’t spend