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Schar & Murphy have a bet on who will score from the center of the pitch?

Wonderful run by Joelinton & pass by Schar

Rat faces gonna rat face

Haven't watched much of Chelsea this season. Are they as boring as they seem with the 5 defenders and 2 defensive midfielders system they've seemingly been playing with all season under 3 different managers?

No Isak either and Wilson/ASM not quite in form.

Rafa unironically is a proper football man though so it suits him, in a way.

Was Zabaleta and Hart ever as good for Man City as Trippier and Pope is for us? My memory of them maybe clouded by their stint at West Ham.

Friendly reminder that even the best players in the world misses chances regularly every game. This isn't the team that has 30% possession and 1 or 2 shots on goal pr game. We can afford to miss chances without it being a big deal now. If there was one thing I'd like Willock to work on (or work more on? He's doing this less and less frequently) is to improve his concentration. He has these small moment in every game where he reacts to situations incredibly late which looks so bad and/or lazy (which he certainly isn't based on his over all contribution in every game), or makes a really sloppy pass that loses us possession. It's like his mind wonders off to a different place for a short period and suddenly he snaps back into reality

He was following Bruno around all first half as part of ETH man for man marking system in midfield, and tbf I didn't notice Bruno doing much positive either. Kept possession sure, but almost only back and sideways passes. Not sure why they didn't continue with it in the second half, or at least re-started it once Bruno started being more and more influential on the game.

Don't think he was supposed to be keeping Bruno on a leash in the second half? Bruno was very quiet first half. Still, not good enough to meaningfully improve our starting XI.

Solid 8/10 game. Should have had a least one more goal. Never a 9 or 10/10 performance though.

Yes, mentioned it a bit above here. He had no excuses, and admitted we were the better team.

Fair play to ETH. No excuses, admitting we were the better team today.

Get Pope to lurk in the background and make cat noises?

Didn't they all leave before the whistle anyway?

Maazing resutl

Rat faced cunt wants NOTHING to do with Joelinton

Damnit I predicted the head injury in the first half so close.

Tbh they don't have anyone better to put on.

Half time after a good performance. Time to mention every player you don't like and want to replace in the summer.

fuck off ratface. Hope someone cleaves him in half so he has something real to cry about.

Was Anthony by any chance conceived at a Dutch rave in 2000?

Predictions: Schar will get a head injury in the first half, but be absolutely fine At some point in the game, Longstaff will stretch out his arms in frustration because of a run Murphy didn't do

Not often our bench is on par with the opposing team.