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Is this Tarmac lad one of Graham Carr's signings? Any one seen him play (?) can't find anything on youtube or even FM.

http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2011/07/08/danny-simpson-close-to-signing-five-year-deal-61634-29016123/2/

Correct says Journal. Simpson close to 5 year deal and Routledge edging towards Forest for £2m.

We probably will be getting Demba Ba in return and a couple of million.

His hair and everything? Guess you have you never seen a balding 24 year old in England then.

A big push out the door when he goes and asks Mike and Derek for some of the Carroll money - would be more accurate.

Journal reckons Smith will consider his options and may stay and fight for his place. Great!

OMGGGZZZZ!1!!11 AT JESMOND DENE HOUSE1!!

Don't get people's love of Lockwood and his fake shouty commentary.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6906/thepianoi.jpg

No, it says his intentions remain unclear but it says we are serious about trying to keep him. Whatever that means.

Turned down the chance to sign Boukary Drame from Sochaux, a left back, from todays Journal.

Premlinary talks have been held between us and Enrique's advisors according to todays Journal.

Scholes retires.

Journal basically saying we would be in pole position if we can persuade him not to go to Valencia. We would be offering the full payment whereas Spanish clubs tend to offer in payment in stages. Also said he is our top target over Gervinho and we wouldn't be buying both.

Can someone put Smith's head infront of a hypnotic swirl animation pls.

Vauxhall Carlton

I noticed in today's Daily Mail... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/10/article-0-0BFD2E1800000578-775_468x579.jpg Is that Moat driving Dec? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/10/article-0-0BFD6D6300000578-145_468x355.jpg And is that Kenny Shepherd driving Ant?

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Hospitality/Suites Cheers, sounds pretty good all round!

Matchdays in the Bamburgh Suite. Anybody know if you get a seat outside or do you have to watch the game from the window? Also more importantly do you get a free buffet?

Solano is on tonight's North East Late Kick Off BBC 1 11.15pm.

I'm gonna replace his sand with sinking sand. See how he likes that! Jonathan Edwards FTW.

Raylor in Fenwicks last saturday with 3 of his bessie scouse mates. Ireland top of osborne road the other week in a suprisingly tastefully coloured Porsche. Ranger in a Range with the number plate R4NGER (or something to that effect) trying to get a parking space in the disabled/parent and child area in the Byker Morrisons last night.

Fucking hell, just put him on a plane to Switzerland.

Mike Parry is doing 606 on Saturday with Robbie Savage - should be worth tuning in for. Hope the BBC find a regular slot for Porky as he was the only decent thing on Talksport along with H&J.