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Barton on twitter also said he thinks Remy's staying.

Man in Cabuchy photo. Does he think his shaped eyebrows and unnatural tan are a good look? Because they aren't. [/gokwan]

Yes would be nice to get him signed and then concentrate on getting a CB in way before the deadline. Will never happen but would be nice.

O'Neill in non overpriced EPL/journeyman signing shocker. Bet he feels all continental now, probably having some salami and cheese for breakfast.

Has looked better than Gosling and Abeid in the few cameos he has made. Can actually dribble and looks like he has creativity, which is more than can be said about the other two.

A great version of hell would be having to watch this... Forever. f*** off shola.

It's nothing personal when it comes to Simpson and Williamson, it's just they are pretty average to poor footballers who are holding the team back and it's our lack of investment in those areas which has led to the unfortunate animosity. I'm sure they would do a decent job in a Championship team. I would take a Danny Simpson over a Stephen Carr anyday.

No, saw something on .com stating he could play. Debuchy signs & it's Friday = http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/80s-dance-kid.gif Some topless shots in here lads... http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/News/Gallery/0,,10278~3030370,00.html

More importantly do we call them Cabuchy or Debaye?

PLS http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xvgtbq2f1rwbeyfo1_500.jpg

Van der Vaart has split up with his wife after he hit her. Tosser for hitting her and if they divorce it's gonna cost him!

Ranger. It has come to this. FFS.

What a twat. Hope Real destroy them in the CL.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/loltiger.gif

Think this could be a giggs but... Happy Christmas!

85. Emmanuel Mayuka Southampton http://lh3.ggpht.com/_ElqyAMqqWf0/TJkBnPnBjUI/AAAAAAAAADU/LTxtLS2cqkk/partridge_medium.gif

Where does Cattermole appear in the list?

Looks like a Modern Warfare level.

Yep definitely him then. http://gifs.gifbin.com/3204840swsw.gif

Same hairline... CASE http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/019/641/PappisCiss_display_image.jpg?1308165526 Similar watch... CLOSED http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/apr2012/7/2/image-5-papiss-cisse-surprises-young-newcastle-united-fan-888297644.jpg Other players there that night... YOUR HONOUR http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/483568_10151334544012164_1301743467_n.jpg Having said that ears may be my downfall. But it looks like him to me.

Cisse on Saturday night, must have been discussing tactics with that lady and I can only assume it's lucozade sport in the bottle. http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/65071_10151334545172164_1662734388_n.jpg

WTF? Supposed to be like a film trailer. Voiced by Redd Pepper a famous voice over man.

I'm surprised OM would sell him to us given our track record with the whole Ben Arfa pantomime. Perhaps it's a case of better the devil you know.

Well if Ba is going in January at least we are being proactive this time.

This will be a nice depressing way to get the weekend started!