Paully

Harper is on Soccer AM after the adverts!

Has anybody got those quotes from SJH about why Ashley only bought the club to advertise Sports Direct?

Just seen this on Facebook! When you make all your tops In your Asian sweatshops That's Mike Ashley When you bring Joe Kinnear To broadcast full of beer That's Mike Ashley When we nearly go down Then you hire a clown That's Mike Ashley When we're sure you know That it's time to go That's Mike Ashley When we don't want you here Please fuck off with Kinnear That's Mike Ashley When your takings are doon 'Cos you shafted the Toon That's Mike Ashley When the Toon party starts On the day you depart That's Mike Ashley When we give you a clue That we fucking hate you That's Mike Ashley So will you get our club You fat lying mug That's Mike Ashley

Jon the Geordie :-) http://www.true-faith.co.uk/?p=1513

Colo Jonas Raylor

@neilashton_: Dennis Wise now tweeting merrily. Good luck, @11denniswise.

Ha ha! “I have to say, for 45 minutes until Steven got sent off, I thought we did pretty well" “But we’ll still have 50,000 in there on Saturday afternoon against a West Ham side who will make it difficult for us to play and don’t let you play any kind of attractive football if they can help it" http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport...castle-5780383

http://m.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/breakdown-of-mike-ashley-s-transfer-dealings-reveal-18m-profit-1-5973100

That's a pen or pencil like. Well Joe is smoking it! Ha ha!

He looks blotto! I hope any talks aren't until late tomorrow! Nice cigar!

Look at all the publicity the deal has attracted and the numerous references to Sports Direct - it wouldn't surprise me at all

SSN just said we flew to France today for talks with Cabaye's representatives

Ryder's going for him now! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/joe-kinnear-judged-signings---5744011

Just been on SSN Group are extremely fit Good preparation for Monday Remy no timescale due to having no pre-season We've been actively pursuing players Hopes to get 1 or 2 more in We have a strong squad Joe's position here is to make sure the transfers come in

I haven't yet read it fully but plenty of waffle from the porn mafia! http://www.kumb.com/qa.php?id=39

Totally agree, difference is Souness resigned, this knacker would hang on to the bitter end. That Scottish pig did not resign! He was sacked oddly enough after a night match hammering off.......Man City!

Ha ha ha ha! The weight of the 'tache knocked him off!

:lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2LuZWi4c6gc

The daily Pardew update on Cabaye..............not that he's encouraging a big bid of course! Alan Pardew says Newcastle United have received no formal offers for Yohan Cabaye, and he hopes that will remain the case. The France international has been strongly linked with a return to Ligue 1 with Paris St Germain, while Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur would reportedly welcome the opportunity to keep the midfielder in England if the transfer door is opened. Pardew has no intention of offering hope to Cabaye's suitors, though, with Newcastle reluctant to part with another star performer towards the end of a transfer window - leaving them with little time in which to land a replacement. They are aware that interest in their prized assets could mount before deadline day, but for now they are hoping to reach 3rd September without any movement on the departure front. Pardew told the Evening Chronicle on Cabaye and a possible late switch: "That's a worry. "We've had that before with Andy Carroll and it was a tricky time to lose Andy when we did. We managed to overcome that. But you don't want to make it a habit. "For me, of course I want to keep him. "If one of the big clubs comes with a massive offer we will have to react to that. "As it stands at the moment there have still been no offers. He remains our player and myself and the fans would love to see him stay come September 2, and still be in a black and white shirt." Speculation He added: "The speculation about Cabaye is right. "He's a top player and I wouldn't expect no less. It's good for his confidence. "He's not caused me one problem and he's worked really hard. His professionalism has been brilliant and our fans need to know that."

Football's suicide secret on BBC1 now

@MsiDouglas: Venting session for Di Canio tonight. Am told he was so furious he wanted to leave without the players eating.. #safc

Withdrawn due to a groin injury :-(

"I want to break free"

Suarez away! To think of how much shit their fans hoyed at Torres! He'll be in for a rough ride! http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/06/luis-suarez-liverpool-arsenal-transfer

We're 4/6 and a lot have lumped!