GeordieDazzler

There isn't. It's an Ashley Young PR piece with our name stuck on it for the craic

This is more of a villa puff piece than any sort of substance about Newcastle. We get 1 sentence with zero detail about Newcastle then five paragraphs about how great Young thinks Gerrard is. Just using our name to get clicks because we're Newcastle United and we're fucking massive.

It he's half as good as the football hipsters on the podcasts tell me then £40m could still be a bargain tbh

Rattled the Manchester rags, lovely

See you in the summer then Amigo

Bale scored plenty in Madrid

Or he could be shit

Hope tweeted the other day that it's not serious and he'll be fine for Everton

I think a lot of us are still living in the past where we think a solid premier league defender should cost like 6/7m. Burn seems a solid option with the added bonus of being a local lad.

Football Italia documentary on BT Sport is worth a watch. Richardson must have thought he'd hit the jackpot with that job like

Didn't Napoli buy him for like €70m Euros like a season and a half ago. He's had two stints on the sidelines with fairly nasty injuries. Seems a bit of a hasty cash out mind.

Didn't Atalanta rip them a new Arsehole last time they were in Europe?

silly boy

Pour the transfer bath but don't put the bubbles in just yet.

Fwiw they put out an almost identical statement on Mendy

Good news just keeps on coming today

Well I'm sure he's quite familiar with the concept of a 'pump and dump' scheme as he's being doing them for years with his teammates wives.

As said before I think there is a good chance a lot of the high profile people with 'apes' are just doing it as part of a sponsorship and have no capital at stake. The owners pumping up hype hoping some people will drop a few hundred thousand on a badly drawn monkey. A few influencers have confirmed they were offered this type of arrangement. Depressing to see so many doing it mind. Think Trent did it and changed it back almost instantly as got so much shit off Liverpool fans.

Giving back to football

Wonder if Roy has made up with Harry the Hornet prior to taking the job

We can't worry about Watford, we've played them twice. If we can't stay up that's on us. Hopefully he'll fall out with the Pozzo's like last time. Those quotes from his sacking are fun

The key thing to understand is that the NFT itself (picture, animation etc) is essentially irrelevant. This is why you see a lot of this mass produced template art (like to the apes). All they do is serve as something to speculate on. You buy the NFT, hoping the price will go up and that some bigger fool will offer you more money than you paid. It's pure, undistilled speculation, unlike say the stock exchange where things, although sometimes abstract are typically linked to something real - such as the performance of a company, actual commodities like gold silver, or financial instruments like mortgages. NFTs are basically inventing an imaginary commodity in order to speculate over. Terry is hoping to use his profile to increase hype and in turn the price so he can cash out for a big profit despite producing absolutely zero actual value. There's money to be made but if it's the future then it's depressing as fuck.