Ronaldo

Kalou and Anelka, man. "We want to ween Champyuns Leeg." Yeah, right. That'll happen.

Chopra ahead of Beardsley? Have a fucking word.

Alex is abysmal.

Really? He poured ice-cold water on Ryan Taylor's future in the team in the post-match interview. I think he even said 'wink wink' at one point.

Pardew basically confirmed it, yeah.

Thought he was great in the second half. Poor in the first.

Including Championship goals he'll be in the black.

Sven will pour him a cup of team and tell him to carefully think about what he's done.

-1.

Tiote and Coloccini were both terrific today. Especially Colo. It's scary, but not entirely surprising that someone out there thinks Raylor was better.

Yeah, that post really conveys hatred. He's a crap footballer and we all know it. Today he could've cost us the game, like he cost us 2 points against Bolton last season, but instead he's scored the winner. Fair play.

So it should sound like that.

Everton are the worst. Thank Christ I'm not an Everton fan.

Let's just hope that's the last we see of him.

You're completely obsessed with him, aren't you, Dave?

Where do you get this s***, man?

What an avatar that is, York. Outstanding.

Bendtner should come to a real club.

They didn't have one clear-cut chance in the entire game; his tactics were perfect. Swallow some pride and give him some credit, you biased oaf.

what? howay man seriously? What are you getting at?

Look at the state of The Emirates.

wrong Your mother was wrong.

Would have taken two points. Four is fucking brilliant.

Krul 9 Simpson 5 Coloccini 9 Taylor 8 Raylor 6 Barton 6 Cabaye 8 Tiote 8 Jonas 8 Obertan 6 Shola 7

Going out of Europe too. Bad times for horrible cunts.