Ronaldo

Eh? Why I would I kick off about dropping Nolan?

You don't watch much football, do you, Yorkie?

Grandson.

What a prick.

"Fair play to Celtic for playing along."

In your head it did.

Big congrats to Barca. Unstoppable.

Aye, some scrawny little bastard gave him a good thump.

Gary Hooper again. 0-2.

Nope. The only goal he scored remotely like that was a FK against Liverpool at home during 02-03. Took a big deflection off Milan Baros.

Probably Robbie Savage.

Let's be honest, that article was probably written by a Grimsby Town reject who was booed off by all 4 sides of Blundell Park once.

That was at St James'. Clueless.

Does James Forrest gets many games for Celtic? Don't have a clue, bud. On the bench today.

Gary Hooper! 0-1 Celtic.

It has the nearest Nando's.

You've imagined that.

Yep, then Jimmy Floyd scored 2 minutes later at the other end.

Celtic on SS1. Time to have a look at Izaguirre.

Our current 'wingers' are incapable of doing that with their stronger foot.

If VDV then joined us, maybe. Spurs are going to finish on less points than we managed under Souness and Roeder. They haven't had a good season, despite the obvious talent on their books.

Speaking of handsome central defenders. David Wheater in his black 4x4 outside The Trafford Centre a few hours back.

The Tattoo Station on West Road is pretty frigging awesome. Easily worth the trip back up when I decide on my next one.

Always was.

Xavi can surely play till he's 40.