Ronaldo

He's the personification of the Championship, Prutton. Just utterly shit. A wretched Poundland version of something else. Sooner we leave it all behind the better. I've had enough now.

Yeah, he's generally been good. Class is too much.

In today's PL he'd easily be a 200K per week player.

Can't think what biases former academy players might have.

Bit harsh on Monk, mind.

Pretty accurate, mind. Wigan's definitely the armpit of Greater Manchester.

We're supposed to be a PL side in waiting with 10 our best 11 players available playing at home against a rubbish club destined for League One. We should be utterly ashamed if we don't win.

Think what you want, mate. He did a kind and selfless thing for a family member a few years back well away from any publicity and was always extremely generous with his time from what I saw as a kid. Not to mention the fact he's arguably our greatest player in recent memory. Pardew ffs. You should be ashamed of yourself for such daft comparisons, like.

Tell Gazza what he did an hour ago, I'd bet he'd be equally shocked.

Aye, I take it all back.

He probably refused to sign HTT's Mercedes.

I'm not the one going off public stuff, you are.

Beardsley's a fantastic bloke. I hate that he defends Ashley but away from that he's a top, top man.

My dad and him regularly got the same Thursday night flight from Gatwick to Newcastle and he said the same, that he was an affable fella. Fortunately he recognised he was a shit manager. I'd still think he was a cunt if he sent my grandma flowers.

That tall one looks more like David Batty and Matt Ritchie than CRon.

He certainly looked pissed off about it when we got dicked by Fulham. In my view, and probably his, in large part due to our lack of penetration out wide and mobility through the middle.

Massive difference between that one and the one needed this summer. Huge profit vs huge outlay.

You're leaving us? Say it ain't fucking so.

They're always progressing well, before the window opens.

Don't kid yourself. Any indication that the January farce will be repeated and he'll be off to whoever makes him a good offer.

As if I got a Sky Sports notification about that, man. Who fucking cares?

We've got to stop letting teams get a foothold in the game at SJP, like. No more being passive in our own half waiting for them to blink first.

Who do you reckon Cronky has more time for, KK or Sammy Ameobi?

Look at some of the rubbish we've played out wide in the PL since our last promotion: Alsoran, Raylor, Jonas, Sammy, Barton. Knockaert pisses all over them.

Not the right fit for Rafa, the club 'model' or the player. Not a lot of point in discussing it.