Ronaldo

Owen was never going to contribute owt. Neither was Defoe, at that age.

08?

We only conceded in 1 game out of 5. Had Rooney not been a c***, we could easily have made the final.

Not good enough for the Premier League though. See also Keegan & David Kelly. Exactly. Lovenkrands being effective hinges on poor defending and us absolutely dominating games. He's invisible outside the 6 yard box, and his prowess in that area is nowhere near strong enough to justify him starting. He's completely obsolete at this level, and the wrong side of 30.

Nor have we ever seen Shola strike a ball like Best did in the FA cup against Portsmouth last season.

Shola's demonstrated that for a decade.

As lazy as Shola? I doubt it, unless this injury has killed him.

I'd rather we played Best than Shola or Nolan.

You would.

Aye, i didn't choose Bolton, but they're slowly becoming my third team. Spending a fair bit of time over that way with Bolton fans these days.

He seemed to be trying hard, in fairness.

Shola would just fall down, smile, and appeal to the ref before being counted out. Then he'd get up and ask to swap shirts, before realising he isn't wearing one.

Capello's taking the piss, like. Kevin Davies and SWP.

At a push he's probably in the top three strikers in Manchester at the minute. Shearer says he's the best in the world.

Downing shouldn't be anywhere near.

The best striker in the world scared of using his left foot there.

He's scum and a perfect example of the anti-footballer. He's Allardyce's prototype

Italians are the biggest cunts on earth.

He's started about 10 premiership games in his career and played well in about 5 of them. Getting ahead of yourself there. Exactly.

Are you trying to say that Townsend's biased?

I have that too, plus England - 2.

Yeah I'll give you that one I guess. Lampard's not a prick either. Seems a decent guy. Aye, Frank's lovely.

Ferdinand isn't a prick.

Barcelona and Madrid want him, remember?