Ronaldo

You're getting Rob Hulse mixed up with someone else, mate. Or you're making it up.

Unlike the 21 year old Andy Carroll you don't rate Carroll would score as many in such a good side Carroll has been playing for the best team in the championship all season and has fewer goals than Rob Hulse and Dexter Blackstock.

Unlike the 21 year old Andy Carroll you don't rate I've seen enought to Carroll to make an educated guess that he won't ever be a top class player. The fact he's useless with his feet has something to do with that. Bendtner is leading the line and scoring for his country.

Bendtner.

He's a c*** and an average defender.

He's just turned 22, man.

Had a bad game on saturday but he's a good player.

His flick ons are terrible. Time after time we've lined up with Carroll and Lovenkrands with the aim of knocking it to Carroll with Lovenkrands on the shoulder and not on one single ocassion has it clicked.

Ranger only looks good bringing people into the game because he plays the easiest ball every single time. He's fairly decent at it, no better.

Wolves scored for fun? 80 goals in 46 games is hardly scoring for fun, man.

£10 on: Mackems (draw no bet) Arsenal (to qualify) Leeds QPR West Brom returns £108

Bramble motm by a mile tonight.

Bramble captain, fair play to him.

Place big bets on sure things, like that fellow with the first game of the ANC.

£5 on Chelsea-1, Everton and Villa yesterday returned £22.17. £22.17 on: Valencia Liverpool Colchester (draw no bet) returns £71.63

I think he's a bad footballer who's very good with his head, basically. He's proved himself to be worthy of a place in the squad, but shouldn't start, certainly not in the premier league.

He does a better job than anyone bar Routledge out there because of his fantastic delivery, but I agree with Ian. You're only getting 50% out of him when he isn't able to stay inside and get enough time on the ball to get his head up and pick the pass through the middle or get a shot off. Also, we all know it isn't ideal for Simpson or whoever playing behind him when he plays on the wing.

Left footed.

You certainly seem to respond to enough of them.

Looking at the pictures of him in that mask, for the first time ever i'm temped to change my avatar, but wont.

You might want to look at his last 100 goals or so for Chelsea and rethink that one.

Is that a joke? No. Its an observation. And that's based on an hour's football, most of which against ten men? Have a word.

Shearer, or his double on the airport road between the airport itself and Darras Hall roundabout. Was in a silver Range Rover, being driven.

That's your cue Dave, 3 weeks running.