Ronaldo

I'm amazed you haven't got them all on your hard drive.

Before that happened, they'd engineered a situation in which Terry's dad was caught on camera selling coke. His dad's a complete prick, clearly. But you have to wonder why the red tops seem to go after our players with such intensity.

I can't.

Or the 2nd best nufc poster award? Come on, don't even bring up that s****.

Yesterday's big win had me looking forward to placing a large bet on Madrid and Man U -1 tonight. But got held up at work with no internet, laughing when I saw the Real score.

Didn't bet tonight, very glad.

As shite as Boumsong was, you have to be a special breed of idiot or just completely angry with your life to call the lad spineless/a quitter.

I want them to stay up, badly after seeing that.

Given that Carroll will probably be starting, it's unlikely we'll be interested in a player like that.

That'll do.

Yes.

You're getting Rob Hulse mixed up with someone else, mate. Or you're making it up.

Unlike the 21 year old Andy Carroll you don't rate Carroll would score as many in such a good side Carroll has been playing for the best team in the championship all season and has fewer goals than Rob Hulse and Dexter Blackstock.

Unlike the 21 year old Andy Carroll you don't rate I've seen enought to Carroll to make an educated guess that he won't ever be a top class player. The fact he's useless with his feet has something to do with that. Bendtner is leading the line and scoring for his country.

Bendtner.

He's a c*** and an average defender.

He's just turned 22, man.

Had a bad game on saturday but he's a good player.

His flick ons are terrible. Time after time we've lined up with Carroll and Lovenkrands with the aim of knocking it to Carroll with Lovenkrands on the shoulder and not on one single ocassion has it clicked.

Ranger only looks good bringing people into the game because he plays the easiest ball every single time. He's fairly decent at it, no better.

Wolves scored for fun? 80 goals in 46 games is hardly scoring for fun, man.

£10 on: Mackems (draw no bet) Arsenal (to qualify) Leeds QPR West Brom returns £108

Bramble motm by a mile tonight.

Bramble captain, fair play to him.