Ronaldo

Threads like this belong on RTG. Same goes for the OP.

What a daft post, regardless of what you're trying to get at.

It's genuinely even worse than the last time we were here.

He does all the less glamorous aspects of goalkeeping extremely well, apart from distribution. He'll only get better and better too.

30 points.

Should have been 2-2 there, like.

Absolute Sheareresque for that second.

Mitrovic getting Pav vs Forest circa '95 levels of love from the fans here.

Not at all, we've come close twice in the last 5 minutes.

Fucking finish!

Route 1 stuff from us now. Nearly worked.

Yedlin did well there.

Missing Gayle is what I've just been told. Nothing sticking up front and nothing happening on the counter.

Aguero's so good.

Why? They got nearly 90 points last season. That almost certainly won't be enough to finish top 2 this season, imo.

Surely this is the season the PL finally loses this sack of shite?

Oh yeah.

Apart from Gouffran that's basically the team I'd have gone with.

Great finish.

Give him a pair of those cut off at the foot protective tights and hoy him on the bench just in case. Then we can sing to him: The tights that Dwight sat in Never reaching the end. I'll get me coat. I refuse to accept for one second you haven't been listening to The Moody Blues for at least the last 6 hours, such is the randomness of this post.

Stifler or James.

Shit.

Is it Lallana? He's complained of Graham Carr vetoing that one (For £2M) before. Did Pardew choose Obertan btw? I don't recall.

Of course.