Ronaldo

They were seldom this negative when we were losing by 3 or 4 goals under Pardew every week.

He'll get that by Christmas at this rate.

Gayle's the Van Nistelrooj of this league.

Are you sure he wasn't on about Merson at the time?

Who the fuck is this cunt talking about Pardew? (bloke on Periscope, not Kaka) fwiw.

Gayle's fucking awesome.

Bombardaaa! What a fucking night.

Ergo, play both.

Oooooh Yorkie's retribution.

Dude, this is such a load of shit I don't know where to start.

I liked Viana a lot. He looked like he was going to be something special at times in his first season but it never quite materialised for him. I wish he'd stayed because under the right circumstances - ie with a box-to-box runner beside him in the middle - he could've been awesome.

Always used to like Nigel Martyn. Yeah good keeper at both Palace and Leeds. Steve Ogrizovic should probably have been capped in the late 80s too. Big Oggy was quality, like. Remember him making out of this world saves against Beardsley and Cantona in 93-94.

I'll always wish hell on earth for him. 5-1 against Crystal fucking Palace and he praises the performance.

Well I'm glad to hear that. Too many people I've spoken to, admittedly 30 or younger, are surprised when I talk about him being the last great English keeper. Tim Flowers would've made pretty much every England Xl since, too.

I think we've finally found a real-life analogy that doesn't work for NUFC, at all.

It's a shame Seaman is know by our generation and onwards primarily for the ludicrous ponytail and misjudgement against Brazil because he was an outstanding goalkeeper.

Nowt will beat Shaka Hislop's against Liverpool for us, or Julio Cesar's against Messi.

I'm sure TRon hears voices, like.

Well I'm glad I relegated this one to background viewing.

I've got to endure seeing the detestable cunt on the golf course twice a week, too. Wish he'd just fuck off from life completely.

We'd have lost 2-3 or 2-4 is my guess.

She works in a fucking primary school?

Doubt Rafa could be the real architect in a title win for Leicester City, like.

Gareth Southgate as England manager. I could be physically sick. I hope he's outed as a nonce.