Ronaldo

It's looks like his agent's had his hand whitened.

You've got to be kidding.

Look at them all man. Fucken hell, he's not that good. It's Turkey. A clapped-out Darius Vassell was welcomed like Ronaldo signing for Madrid over there.

You can't question his 2 goals in his last 65 or so games, like. Win free kicks. Aye, ok.

Yeah. He's gonna suddenly find a bit of pace and ability to go past players and cross it at 30.

Come good.

He's scored twice for us since 2013. One of which was blasted in off his thigh.

Yes.

Gravesen on Bernard still pisses me off more. Awful tackle, that. Remember Moyes imploring the Everton players to put the ball out but Rooney and others ignored him and they scored.

He can play LW right?

I'd rather not lose our best player for significantly less than his worth with no realistic prospect of a replacement, like.

I must admit, if we absolutely have to play a DM I'd far rather it be someone who can play a bit of football than a meathead like Tiote. So obviously I'm happy we signed him.

In this case I do, yeah. We're talking about a Championship side that couldn't even make the playoff final. They were largely awful today, too. Usual WUM drivel, please. The last time I was accused of this (by you, iirc) was in January when I said our transfer window had been fucking inadequate.

It's without doubt a Rafa signing, like. He's been talking about needing an experienced Championship striker to boost squad numbers all summer and it's been obvious with our style of play so far that we need an additional target man for when Mitrovic inevitably goes missing.

Perez isn't a striker at all, like. Waste of time playing him there. Put him deeper or on the bench.

I think he was always gonna look good today, mind. Brighton didn't press him at all, for some reason.

They were also the division's joint top scorers in 15/16 too. Narrow flukey wins though. If you'd seen the games instead of relying on Google you know you're misinformed. Yeah they scored goals. They also conceded far more than the teams around them, finished third and got dicked by Sheffield Wednesday in the playoffs. Drop it, anyway. I don't want to talk about Brighton & Hove Albion. Awful club who won't get promoted. You respect their manager though, don't you Ron? Yeah, I like Chris. I do hope he does well, just at another club. Why do you dislike Brighton Ron, always seemed a harmelss club to me. FA Cup games with them plus what I've seen of them in the Championship in the last couple of years. Just an absolutely odious, cheating playing staff and I don't like their fans much either. Brighton's lush ye nah, have you been? Yeah, it's a nice place, no question.

He struggles in the air at times but on the floor he's an absolute class act, with and without the ball.

They were also the division's joint top scorers in 15/16 too. Narrow flukey wins though. If you'd seen the games instead of relying on Google you know you're misinformed. Yeah they scored goals. They also conceded far more than the teams around them, finished third and got dicked by Sheffield Wednesday in the playoffs. Drop it, anyway. I don't want to talk about Brighton & Hove Albion. Awful club who won't get promoted. You respect their manager though, don't you Ron? Yeah, I like Chris. I do hope he does well, just at another club. Why do you dislike Brighton Ron, always seemed a harmelss club to me. FA Cup games with them plus what I've seen of them in the Championship in the last couple of years. Just an absolutely odious, cheating playing staff and I don't like their fans much either.

It's one of those where if we'd needed a goal late on everyone would've wanted him off the field and a real winger in his place. Great shot in the first half but he's bloody useless, man. Can't beat a man, no pace, can't cross. He gets the ball, scampers around and knocks it backwards and sideways. Need him replaced asap and fortunately Rafa knows it.

Barnsley have 12.... You should know better. Google is Bimpy's bread and butter.

They were also the division's joint top scorers in 15/16 too. Narrow flukey wins though. If you'd seen the games instead of relying on Google you know you're misinformed. Yeah they scored goals. They also conceded far more than the teams around them, finished third and got dicked by Sheffield Wednesday in the playoffs. Drop it, anyway. I don't want to talk about Brighton & Hove Albion. Awful club who won't get promoted. You respect their manager though, don't you Ron? Yeah, I like Chris. I do hope he does well, just at another club.

They were also the division's joint top scorers in 15/16 too. Narrow flukey wins though. If you'd seen the games instead of relying on Google you know you're misinformed. Yeah they scored goals. They also conceded far more than the teams around them, finished third and got dicked by Sheffield Wednesday in the playoffs. Drop it, anyway. I don't want to talk about Brighton & Hove Albion. Awful club who won't get promoted.